2006-07-24 12:25:25 · 4 answers · asked by Emmagine(imagine) 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yes, what do you call a cow lying on the ground?
GROUND BEEF
2006-07-24 12:55:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
here is my all time favourite ;-) im a big fan of scotland, and if u know a little about scottish and english people, u will like it ;-)
In the beginning, The Lord God Almighty, sitting on His throne on high, turned to His mate, the Archangel Gabriel and said "Gabby, today I'm going to create Scotland. I will make it a country of dark beautiful mountains, purple glens and rich green forests. I will give it clear swift flowing rivers and I will fill them with salmon. The land shall be lush and fertile, on which the people shall grow barley to brew into an amber nectar that will be much sought after the world over. Underneath the land I shall lay rich seams of coal.
In the waters around the shores there will be an abundance of fish and beneath the sea bed there will be vast deposits of oil and gas".
"Excuse me Sire", interrupted the Archangel Gabriel, "Don't you think you are being a bit too generous to these Scots"?
"Not really", replied the Lord, "wait 'til you see the neighbours I'm giving them".
2006-07-24 19:28:02 · answer #2 · answered by simi1808 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you know that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population?
2006-07-24 19:28:04 · answer #3 · answered by Dave 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a magic shop. In this magic shop there is a magic mirror that reads, "If you tell me a lie, you will disappear."
The Redhead walks up to it and says, "I think I'm the nicest person in the world." Poof, she disappears.
The Brunette walks up to it and says, "I think I'm the prettiest person in the world." Poof, she disappears.
The Blonde walks up to iy and says, "I think..." Poof, she disappears.
2006-07-24 19:38:04 · answer #4 · answered by saberhilt 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋