Dearesr tree hugger friends....due to deep concern for me my Christian friends have received an offering for me. The reason for this is they are concerned since I upset some of you and you " light me up, set me on fire and set flames to my behind ".....hey have been kind enuff to buy me a brand new pair of asbestos underwear for just those moments that an unhappy atheist breathes fire upon my bottom. Just like the space shuttle i now have foam padding all around my bottom so if any of you blasts me off in anger to outer space Ill be fireproof. I need your help in the logo on my new asbestos undies. I can either have tarzan on them, planet of the apes all over them or I can have fish with real big eyes and fins. OR I can have Jimmy Darwin, Eddy Sawyer and Wrath puppets yahoo avatars around the waist band. What do you think ? Please cast your votes now ....ty...Love, Annie
2006-07-24 11:06:24 · 18 answers · asked by ? 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I don't know just what sends you into orbit, annie dear, but I'm betting it ain't asbestos.
2006-07-25 11:12:56 · answer #1 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
In fifty 5 years of my existence, I easily have under no circumstances had a non believing pal ever flow in any way in the route of any faith. If something, maximum have change into particularly extra proof against the form of ingredient, by way of their better amassed expertise about the absurdity of all religions. non secular human beings like to push the myth of the atheist who joins their faith. that is so uncommon an experience, that that is will change into noteworthy by way of the undeniable fact that is so uncommon. in the period in-between, those similar believers overlook with regard to the veritable floods of their former fellow believers leaving their faith for atheism, even as focusing on the very uncommon transferring atheist. That, for sure, is a demonstrate of dishonesty.
2016-10-15 04:07:50 · answer #2 · answered by windy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not an atheist, but Jimmy, Eddy, and WP have my vote - just because I like them.
(BTW, asbestos is really bad for you. And I would imagine quite itchy. Think of your future children. Don't wear them often, okay?)
2006-07-24 11:21:44 · answer #3 · answered by Contemplative Chanteuse IDK TIRH 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't skimp on quality, make sure your asbestos underoos are brand name and not some knock off made with child labor.
I recommend spending a little extra for briefs with silver-based antimicrobial yarns for permanent odor control.
Whatever you decide on, I hope you post it on your 360 page.
2006-07-24 11:25:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think little morphine annie is a bit closer to the truth.
'Lil Jimmy Darwins would be hella-cool.
2006-07-24 11:10:29 · answer #5 · answered by Kenny ♣ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am voting for the pictures of the Avatars, especially the primates..
I think that the primates get preference as they can go to the vet when they get sick and I have to go to the doctor. Isn't that unjust?/
2006-07-24 11:24:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Asbestos underwear can't be comfortable. Try a leather thong instead.
2006-07-24 11:13:34 · answer #7 · answered by Smiley 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the avatars around the waist band.. Now have you been harassing those atheists babies??
2006-07-24 11:20:17 · answer #8 · answered by † PRAY † 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Saw your 360. You are a deluded little puppy aren't you? I mean, you really drank the kool-aid, didn't you.
Sick, twisted Christians...when will their eyes ever open?
2006-07-24 11:12:12 · answer #9 · answered by l00kiehereu 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd go with the avatars, it's good to be surrounded by your friends when your being fried.
2006-07-26 17:34:37 · answer #10 · answered by novalee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋