(If 7-11 is open 24/7/365, why do they have locks on their doors?)
kind of like these...
http://www.ahajokes.com/random_fun_thoughts.shtml
http://expage.com/thingstowonder
http://expage.com/starrlite8
http://www.geocities.com/ml25/current.html
http://home.nycap.rr.com/hrickard/i_wonder_why.htm
http://www.jokesnjokes.net/funny.jokes.amusing.humor.laughs/Wisdom/ponder01.htm
http://www.kubik.org/lighter/think.htm
http://www.pagetutor.com/jokebreak/140.html
http://www.johnandtrish.com/wandw/jokes.html
http://www.plumbingsupply.com/life.html
http://www.some-guy.com/quotes/why.html
http://casunsetz.com/thoughts2.htm
http://www.angelfire.com/ok5/french/thoughts.html
http://www.aboundinglove.org/outreach/or-022.php
http://kan-7880-ptld-j.livejournal.com/
http://1falcon1.tripod.com/id38.html
http://us.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ponder.htm
http://www.futurelooks.com/forums/showthread.php?t=6719
you can give me some websites or just some that you know...
2006-07-24 10:47:26 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Remember, the early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
Whenever I leave the house, I put six locks on the doors, and lock every other one. I figure, no matter how many times somebody tries to pick all of the locks, they just keep locking three.
2006-07-24 10:55:23 · answer #1 · answered by Jamathy 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: "No good in a bed, but fine against a wall."
-- Eleanor Roosevelt
2006-07-25 15:48:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do Hot dogs come in Pkgs of 10, but hot dog buns come in pkgs of 8? Do they realize how many you would have to buy to make it come out even?
2006-07-24 11:35:32 · answer #3 · answered by nooodle_ninja 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why do people park in a driveway and drive in a parkway?
if pro and con are opposites, is the opposite of progress congress?
2006-07-24 11:22:32 · answer #4 · answered by Besmirched Tea 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really don't see a question here. It looks to me that you have found your answer thru various websites.
2006-07-24 11:10:18 · answer #5 · answered by whenwhalesfly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no
2006-07-24 11:10:47 · answer #6 · answered by joe_smo_red 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋