if you give a riddle include the answer
2006-07-24 10:30:26 · 12 answers · asked by Bruins Fan 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
there were 3 men stranded in the woods and had been there for at least 3 days. When darkness fell all of a sudden one man comes out and says "hey man i just got a bl0w j0b for 5 dollars!", the other man came an said "hey, i just got a bl0wj0b for 5 dollars" finally the last man comes out and says "hey, i just made 10 dollars!" old but funny!
2006-07-24 12:53:59 · answer #1 · answered by missydee 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
riddle: what do men carry at the back and women in the front?
answer: wallet
3 guys on the side of a river and want to cross it. the one guys prays dear lord make me smart enough to cross the river. so god gives him the ability to swim and he crosses the river.
the 2nd guys prays dear lord let me be smarter than the other guy and let me cross the river. so god grows a bunch of trees near by, and gives him the ability to make cannoes. the guy makes his cannoe and crosses the river. the third one prays, dear lord make me the smartest of them all to be able to cross the river. so god changes him into a woman and she crosses the bridge!
3 blondes are stroling down the street with prams. a lady stops them to look at the babies. oh you have such a beautiful baby says the lady to the first blonde. yes, it's a boy cause my hubby was on top. you have such a beautiful baby says the lady to the 2nd. she replies, yes it's a girl cause i was on top. the woman looks strangely at the 3rd, you have a cute puppy, yes, thats cause we did it doggy style.
what makes you dry but gets wet?
a towel.
on a t-shirt: men are like parking spaces, the good ones are all taken and the rest are too small!
(hope i didn't offend anyone. no puppies were hurt during the duration of the joke, and it is very fictional! only thing harmed might have been some male egos. )
2006-07-24 11:40:05 · answer #2 · answered by sue 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is something that I have found amusing for many years:
If you use this joke on anyone MAKE SURE YOU USE THE ODD NUMBERS.
I ONE the sandbox
I TWO the sandbox
I THREE the sandbox
I FOUR the sandbox
I FIVE the sandbox
I SIX the sandbox
I SEVEN the sandbox
I EIGHT the sandbox>>>>This is the end because if the other person EIGHT the sandbox it is gone. Hope someone gets a laugh out of it.
2006-07-24 10:56:47 · answer #3 · answered by ~Sheila~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this might have been said before, but here goes:
A woman and her husband are together. The wife shoots the husband, holds him underwater, then hangs him. an hour later they go out for a peaceful, romantic dinner together. how can this be?
2006-07-24 10:39:23 · answer #4 · answered by asdfgh. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there were three men on a mountain when a ginni apeared.he said that they all could have a wish.so the first man jumped off the mountain saying fish and he turned into a fish and fell into a stream.the second man said bird and turned into a bird.the third tripped and said crap.
2006-07-24 10:33:44 · answer #5 · answered by funny_bunny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q:What did Batman & Robin become when Godzilla stepped on them?
A:Flatman & Ribbon!
2006-07-24 10:49:37 · answer #6 · answered by anicat 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a woman was fishing and reeled in a handsome nude man and on seeing his #ick threw him back into the water as a good sport always throws the little 1s back
2006-07-24 10:35:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knock knock
whose there
dwane
dwane who
dwane teh bathtub i'm drowning!!
2006-07-24 10:32:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q:how can you make a snake out of a turkey?
A:you marry her!
2006-07-24 10:49:38 · answer #9 · answered by tata brada 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A. You put a little boogie in it!
2006-07-24 10:46:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋