why doesnt my ruber ducky sqeak?

Question

and why does my spelling suck so bad

Answer 1

I'm guessing that you've intentionally misspelled words so that you will look like so many other askers on Yahoo! Answers. I, in order to to one-up you, will use good spelling and good grammar here so that I will look like the know-it-all Yahoo! Answers freak that I am. Heck, I'll even throw in a hoity-toity use of the subjunctive in the next paragraph!

They actually make rubber ducks that do not squeak. I think, however, that any duck that don't make noise is no fun!

Rubber Ducky, joy of joys,
When I squeeze you you make noise.
Rubber Ducky, you're my very best friend it's true!

Answer 2

The fact is that your rubber ducky is in season and her every thought is of the nest and the eggs soon to come. She's quiet because she's concentrating on the task of sitting on her eggs, of keeping them warm, incubating them until eventually they begin to hatch and new little rubber duckies emerge to take their place in the bath tub. It's the kinda thing that really chokes my up . . . . sniff.

Answer 3

Ducky: bring it back to the shop and swop it
Your spelling: go back to school and learn

Answer 4

a silent duck is , generally, not a happy duck. what trauma has occurred to cause this unfortunate situation? remedy it, i say, bring the duck back into the light! amen :-)

Answer 5

Perhaps she's depressed, or taken a vow of silence. : )

Answer 6

maby theres no squeaker

Answer 7

Because you haven't squeezed it yet, and because you're RETARDED!

Answer 8

because you kill it.