a carpender came to this old lady's house to install some carpet. the old lady said'' come on in, i'll be upstairs looking for my hamster, he must have gotton out of his container".so the man just went about his buisness installing the carpet. when he was finished he felt like having a smoke, but he couldn'd find his cigarettes. he seached the house for them and then he noticed their was a huge lump in the carpet. so he said "there's where i left them." "well no need to mess up the carpet, i'll just hammer it down." so when he was finished and ready to get paid and leave, the old lady comes up to him an said "here's your cigarettes,..you left them on the porch." "but i still can't find my hamster."
2006-07-24 09:06:37 · 6 answers · asked by nikki -nicole 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg dats so mean wooooooooooooooooooooww dat was good
2006-07-24 09:11:44 · answer #1 · answered by {{;*$! BIANCA_A.K.A_CARNE !$*;}} 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Carpenters work with wood they don't fit carpets!!
2006-07-24 16:11:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awwwwwwwwwwww, that poor hampster, im gunna cry now, thats soo mean...
2006-07-24 16:13:24 · answer #3 · answered by ♥♪♫[K]ath² [BUTT '14 ツ]♫♪♥™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh oh oh! lol... the hamster didnt scream?
2006-07-24 20:36:31 · answer #4 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very sad but #i saw that coming
2006-07-24 16:11:34 · answer #5 · answered by Mim 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg!! thats terrible...
2006-07-24 16:14:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋