I have to take a drug test for a job this afternoon what is a reliable free or cheap way to pass?

Question

only thing in my system is THC...

I am trying to GET the job and please no more "dont do drugs"answers COZ I know that

Answer 1

There is a way....first you need to drink lots of water--when I say lots I mean a gallon plus in a few hours before the test--this dilutes your urine and THC to levels not detectable.

However, this causes a problem in that it drops the creatinine level in the urine (the stuff that makes it yellow). At the same time they test for THC they also test the creatinine level to make sure you haven't diluted your urine.

So you need to take a lot of B-Complex vitamins to counteract that effect--I would go to a health store and buy a heavy duty B-Complex Supplement. They also sell carbohydrate laden drinks that will achieve the same effect. There is also a web site where you can buy this product, www.passthetest.com, but you don't have time for them to send you the stuff by overnight mail. You can read more there as well--but most of their products don't work. Only the dilution method will do it.

So the formula is a lot of water in the few hours before the pee test and a lot of B vitamins to make the diluted pee yellow.

And, after you get filled up with water and vitamins take a couple of pees before going to the test to make sure the high THC content urine is out of your system.

This method is called dilution.

DO NOT TRY TO DILUTE THE SAMPLE YOU GIVE, as that will throw off the temperature and throw off the creatinine levels and they will reject the urine.

Also a product called Urinluck used to work but now they know about it an check for its presence. I'm also told a few bleach crystals in the sample will throw off the test, but that bleach crystals don't dissolve easily and can be detected.

PS--If you are a heavy smoker, have a lot of fat in your body, smoke really high quality stuff, the metabolite of THC which is what they test for can stay around for more than 2 months....I lost a job that way and tested positive 4 months after I stopped cold turkey....

Answer 2

Drink tons of water, but not too much if you over do, they will request that you come back another day and take some another test, which can buy you some time to clean out. it takes about 8 days for the thc to be greatly reduced in your system, though if you are a cronic smoker with a low metabolism then it will take longer even 45 days.

Shut up you ignorant fucts, Herb is not a drug, get over it. Stop listening to the government force feed you lies.

Do not use someone elses pee, do not add bleach, do not use synthetic urine.

Answer 3

Too late for today's test, but abstinence will work wonders for future tests you'll be facing....

The "only" thing is THC? It may be "only THC", but it can still take up to 60 days" for your body to get rid of all traces of it. Yup, the "seemingly most innocent of all recreational drugs" has results that are the toughest to hide.

If you manage to "ace" the test and get hired, be aware of this: in order for employers to have insurance, accidents at work require drug testing. If for any reason you're ever injured, you'll be tested.

Even if "Joe Blow" dropped a box on your head, a positive drug screen result would "prove" the accident was your fault. Insurance companies feel that if you weren't under the influence, you would have been able to react properly and could have avoided being injured... Not only will you lose your job, but all the medical bills will be YOUR responsibility (good luck paying them without a job!).

Do you think your next employment attempt's human resource manager would want to hire someone who got fired from their previous job for being a "stoner"?

Imagine this, you're driving home, get into a "fair sized" accident and have to go to a hospital. Hospitals do blood tests - blood tests also detect THC. The accident, even if you weren't at fault, would still cause your insurance carrier to cancel your policy (read the clause about "being under the influence"). You would have to get a new insurance carrier (IF you find one that will accept you) and your rates will be astronomical because you're a "druggie".

Now just image the 2 scenarios happening weeks and weeks after you had last smoked marijuana... You will still test positive!

Worst cases maybe, but you do have to agree that accidents can, will and do happen. Is getting high really all that important now that you're aware of only a couple of the consequences?

Answer 4

Most reliable is obvious - dont use drugs.

Any chance you smoked over 30 days ago? Thats how long THC stays in your urine.

For today, drink gallons of water and tea between now and your test and hope for the best.

Answer 5

Try a spoon full of vinegar oil. Next time drink lots of water and cranberry juice. But u got to be smart and give your self some time even a week.(I know its hard but if want the job u have to make sacrifices) Also at smoke shops they sell a drink that i'll make u pass for like around $40.

Answer 6

Sorry, aint gonna happen! Needed to plan ahead! Drink Cranberry juice wouldn't hurt, but still thinks it's late for todays test!
...Ya could tell them you've been takeing Advil & also eating foods w/ Poppy Seeds...Heard they will show up on a drug test, not sure if true, but thats the rumor!?

~*~GOOD LUCK ~*~

Answer 7

Certo Jello. You gotta mix it with alot of water and drink it. It coats your insides so when you go to the restroom, your urine bypasses the bad stuff in your system. It can be bought at any supermarket in a gel packet.....People swear by it....Try to hold off on taking the test today though, you need more time to get it in your system.

Answer 8

Detox tea - but if your test is this afternoon, it may be too late. It is worth a try. You can usually get the tea at the grocery store and for sure at the health food store. One of the brands is Yogi.

Answer 9

If you have a brother or son get him to pee in a cup for you. That's if don't no one be in the same room with you when you take the drug test.

Answer 10

THC stays for 3 weeks or more- I am not familiar with a cleaner for it