While out Sports Fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft.
Spotting an old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted: "Are there any gators around here!?"
"Naw," the man hollered back, "They ain't been around for years!"
Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore. About halfway there he asked the guy, "How'd you get rid of the gators?"
"We didn't do nothin,'" the beachcomber replied.
"Wow," said the tourist.
The beachcomber added, "The Sharks got 'em."
2006-07-24 09:02:53 · 6 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very nice!!!
2006-07-24 09:25:29 · answer #1 · answered by ♥♪♫[K]ath² [BUTT '14 ツ]♫♪♥™ 6 · 7⤊ 2⤋
XD not bad, on a scale of 1-10 ( 10 being highest) i give it an 8
2006-07-24 16:06:12 · answer #2 · answered by Melissa N 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is pretty funny on 1-10 i give it a 7
2006-07-24 16:07:41 · answer #3 · answered by Butterfly07 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a good 1
2006-07-24 16:07:10 · answer #4 · answered by I.Am.What.I.Am ™ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha
2006-07-24 16:12:35 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL. LOL. You know he was stroking then !!!
Good Joke. Thank you.
2006-07-24 17:54:33 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋