If a bear craps in the forest, does it make a sound?

Question

Or if a tree falls on a bear, does the world disintegrate?

Answer 1

If your the unlucky hiker who steps in it , it makes a terrible squishy sound as it disintegrates spewing stink , undigested berry seeds , putrid pieces of deer carcass , urine , those little green poop flies and parasites all over your shoes if you've remembered to put them on . It's not a pretty sight either . I threw my flip flops away when it happened to me . I even had trouble getting back to camp ! Not because I couldn't find it , I stunk so bad the others made loud noises and shooed me away till I washed my feet in a nearby creek !

Answer 2

Only if the bear is constipated.
If the tree falls on the bear, the bear's world disintegrates. Also the squirrels are rendered homeless, and lose their nuts.
And the lumberjack gets a nasty surprise!

Answer 3

seeing that I honestly don't have any idera the position interior the international you're i won't be able to signify what it might want to be yet all woods have quite some creatures that can make respiratory sounds. In my section we've bears, deer, skunks, raccoons, beaver of those beaver deer and bear are all large sufficient to make extremely loud respiratory noises.

Answer 4

i think no because if the bear takes a dump you can't hear it i think

Answer 5

the bear could crap quietly...more importatly, does it smell?

Answer 6

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Answer 7

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Answer 8

Depends on what kind of sh!t he's taking.

Answer 9

no

but it stinks

Answer 10

yes and no