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I love my breakfast drink.
I drink sometimes at the sink.
But my favorite drink has a special ring.
I spoon it over everything!

Spoon Tang!
Spoon Tang!
Spoon Tang!
Spoon Tang!

Spoon Tang over cereal,
Spoon Tang over waffles,
Spoon Tang over bananas,
Spoon Tang over toast!

Spoon Tang!
Spoon Tang!
Spoon Tang!
Spoon Tang!

2006-07-24 08:43:59 · 75 answers · asked by ? 6 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

75 answers

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL try this one it helps alot
$ex is good $ex is fine ,,doggy style or 69
just for fun or gettin paid , every one loves gettin' laid
so if u want me in the sack, lick ur lips n text me back

2006-07-24 08:48:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6 3

There once was an attention wh0re
Whose questions were really quite a bore
He wrote a question about Spoon Tang
His question went off with quite a bang
Now he feels so ultra cool...

We now interrupt this poem to bring a special bulletin:
I found out what your last name is! Lalalalalalalalalala...

2006-07-24 09:25:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I like spoon tang....I like spoon tang over everthing. Would you like to come over for some spoon tang?

2006-07-24 09:20:40 · answer #3 · answered by ☼♥Sweet Qt ♥☼ 7 · 0 0

Spoon Tang....lol
Unlike most poets, I study Biology while swimming in the pool I usually ask the ladies if they love poetry and they say yes and then I say do you want to see my Longfellow.

2006-07-24 08:50:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You can always customize it :-
I love my GF's pant
I love it when she’s mad
But my favorite pant is the purple one
Especially when she stands

Spoon Tang!
Spoon Tang!
Spoon Tang!
Spoon Tang!

Spoon Tang over purple,
Spoon Tang over red,
Spoon Tang over Maroon,
Spoon Tang over black!

Spoon Tang!
Spoon Tang!
Spoon Tang!
Spoon Tang!

2006-07-24 09:03:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

OMG! no wonder she didn't like it! poems to girlfriends should be romantic about how much u care about her as a PERSON, not a sex object....
wot does spoon tang have to do with anything???

2006-07-24 08:48:27 · answer #6 · answered by flower 2 · 0 0

Mmmmmmmmmmm, spoon tang.

2006-07-24 08:55:18 · answer #7 · answered by MojoMan 6 · 0 0

LOL!

But seriously this isn't the kind of poem you write to convince your girlfriend that you care about other things beside sex. It's a light, joking poem about sex. This is likely to piss off a girl in those circumstances. She's likely to think that you just think this is a joke, and that you aren't taking her seriously.

You need to write a serious, deep, heartfelt poem telling her how you really feel about her. Write about what makes you melt, write about what you find beatiful about her. Write about her eyes, her smile, etc. And make it unique and specific to her.

2006-07-24 08:46:07 · answer #8 · answered by I Know Nuttin 5 · 0 0

Wow. Speechless. properly, per chance no longer. Are you planning on killing this woman? Is she useless and buried? heavily. mild gained't grace my love purely the morning dew (because she's buried on your outdoor?) Visions of heaven a cloudless sky eternal peace for her (because you killed her?) carry her decrease back in desires (on account that she's useless and it is the purely position you'll locate her?) Earthbound covers shift (does this propose the grass on your backyard splits open to bare her corpse?) continuously whispers contained in the evening (somewhat tell tale heart action going huh) Victory of darkness over me airy lover without structure (her ghost?) Regrets too many contained in the morning mild (regretting the stench from her rotting corpse each and every morning you awaken?) you're one ill pup.

2016-10-15 03:59:56 · answer #9 · answered by asar 4 · 0 0

'cause you're a horny bastard and that won't change.... I mean Spoon Tang? First off, you wanna spoon with her... not too bad... then you imply the pootang... now... if you ask me... you jus twant some.... And dont' deny it... 'caus eyou know you do haha

2006-07-24 13:49:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

First of all, that is not a poem, that is ****. second of all, women want to feel like they are cared for and not just wanted for sex. we want to know that we are wanted for not only our physical appearences but also for who we are. we dont want to come home everyday to a horny guy because thats what makes women tired of sex and then men wonder why we dont wanna **** no matter how hard they are or how wet we are. also, take her out. make her feel special.take her to dinner, a movie, and then take her home and cuddle. dont always think about sex when it comes down to her. she is more than a sex toy.show her that u love her. make her feel like she has the best man in the world. trust me, it works.

2006-07-24 08:50:47 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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