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"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
- Terry Venables

2006-07-24 07:59:13 · 15 answers · asked by vwallwood 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

15 answers

I never apologize.
I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am.

-Homer J. Simpson

2006-07-24 08:10:36 · answer #1 · answered by aerosmithbaby05 3 · 2 0

Envy is a beautiful feeling... as long as I provoque it!

You can't ride two horses with one as$! - Rachel Bilson, The OC

Jump off the high dive, store down the barrel of the gun, pee into the wind! Matt Le Blanc, Friends

NEVER eat yellow snow

If you’re already going to do something bad, do it the right way! Matt Le Blanc, Friends

There’s a thin line between love and hate, and it turns out that, that line… is a scarf.Jennifer Aniston, Friends, talking about how a work partner she hated gave her a scarf

Hope u liked them!!

2006-07-24 15:52:24 · answer #2 · answered by Dan 5 · 0 0

Staying on your footballing theme - what about the ever popular "Football is a game of two halves." (?) or "We're not talking about life and death here, football's much more important than that." (Bill Shankly?) or "If you've got the ball and you're not sure what to do with it, put it in the back of the net and we'll discuss your options later." (another from Shanks?)

2006-07-24 16:45:00 · answer #3 · answered by franja 6 · 0 0

"where's the monkey? I want to shoot somthing" Said by Jack Sparrow (in pirates of the caribean dead man's chest) played by Johny Depp 2nd scene.


POTC ROCKS

2006-07-24 16:31:51 · answer #4 · answered by Jensen Ackles Girl (I Wish!) 5 · 0 0

A bird in the hand is worth 2 in a bush..ok what the ????? do that mean !!

2006-07-24 16:07:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

when in doubt whip it out
~ some weird guy down the street crazy about golf ~

2006-07-24 15:17:23 · answer #6 · answered by ~♠Hershey♠~ 2 · 0 0

Jenny and me are like peas and carrots
Forest Gump

2006-07-24 15:09:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Bush - " Man and Fish can live in harmony"

2006-07-24 16:26:34 · answer #8 · answered by laughaminute82 1 · 0 0

Its like De Ja Vu all over again!

Where did you lose it? (uh, if I knew that pal, it wouldn't be lost!)

2006-07-24 15:22:40 · answer #9 · answered by MajickAlice 3 · 0 0

"People who like this sort of thing will find this the sort of thing they like." - i read this in a Newsweek many years ago

2006-07-24 15:29:23 · answer #10 · answered by }pixie{ 4 · 0 0

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