A Woman’s Perfect Breakfast:
She’s sitting at the kitchen table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of a milk carton.
A Woman’s Prayer:
Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man,
Love to forgive him,
And Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for strength,
I’ll beat him to death.
AMEN
2006-07-24 07:57:33 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks, Gillmore, very good.
2006-07-24 08:17:34 · update #1
To pi-man: yes, it is. I'll try harder next time.
2006-07-24 08:38:10 · update #2
hehehe...funny...check this one:
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" she said, "stand in the corner." She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder. "Dont move until I tell you to," she whispered. "Just pretend youre a statue."
"Whats this, honey?" the husband inquired as he entered the room. "Oh, its just a statue," she replied nonchalantly. "The Smiths bought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one for us too."
No more was said about the statue, not even later that night when they went to sleep. Around two in the morning the husband got out of bed, went to the kitchen and returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass of milk.
"Here," he said to the statue, "eat something. I stood like an idiot at the Smiths for three days and nobody offered me as much as a glass of water."
2006-07-24 08:13:55 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Your jokes are staggering... right here's one for you... a guy walks right into a psychiatrists place of work wearing a diaper made from plastic wrap and under no circumstances something else. The surgeon takes one look at him and says.... get waiting for it... "obviously i will SEE, YOUR NUTS!"
2016-10-15 03:57:41 · answer #2 · answered by asar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha...
heres another:
There was a guy who just got out of a really bad divorce with his wife. One day, he found a genie's lamp.
The genie came out and said, "Hello master. I will grant you three wishes but, what ever you wish for your wife gets double."
The guy didn't like that part but he made a wish anyway. For his first wish, he said,
"Genie, I want a house in Hawaii." POOF!!! He got one house, his wife got two. This didn't make him happy but, he made his second wish.
"Genie,I want 2 billion dollars." POOF! He got two billion, his wife four billion. By now, this guy isn't very happy. The genie says, "You have one wish left. I have to remind you, what ever you wish for your wife gets double." The guy says, "Yeah, yeah. I know." So the guy thinks real hard and says "
I got it! Genie, beat me half to death!!"
2006-07-25 05:19:48 · answer #3 · answered by Em 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good one♥
2006-07-24 08:03:32 · answer #4 · answered by ♥USMCwife♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha! thanks! hey everyone should go give this guy some points by ratings his best answers(thumbs up) i did that to show my gratitude! you should too!
2006-07-25 09:02:19 · answer #5 · answered by la♥chiva 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gilmore's joke is bettah'
2006-07-24 08:21:19 · answer #6 · answered by pi-man 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
te he. cute
2006-07-24 08:08:37 · answer #7 · answered by Elle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Okay.
2006-07-24 08:04:54 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋