2006-07-24 07:57:17 · 11 answers · asked by x 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
"Someone just stepped on a duck"
2006-07-24 10:17:22 · answer #1 · answered by Eric D 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I hope you are not mentioning this when the person is in the room.
Since this question is in the etiquette category, I want to point out that etiquette dictates that no one say anything. Flatulence is assumed to be something you are not in control of. Saying anything calls attention to something that everyone in the room is pointedly pretending never happened, and is rude.
It's different from a burp, which you are assumed to be in control of, and warrants an "Excuse me."
I don't make the rules, I just know about them!
2006-07-24 08:47:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tooted
Fluffed a muffin
Shat their pants
2006-07-24 08:00:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let's not start that song again! It gets stuck in my head!
2006-07-24 09:20:00 · answer #4 · answered by SnakEve 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Somebody's bakin' brownies!
2006-07-24 10:17:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Look at the dog and blame him.
2006-07-24 08:00:30 · answer #6 · answered by birdsfan 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sharted
queefed
cut the cheese
pooted
fluffed
squeaked
2006-07-24 08:05:13 · answer #7 · answered by tryingtolearnsomething 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you just hear that barking spider?
2006-07-24 13:52:36 · answer #8 · answered by Mollywobbles 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When my oldest was really little, he said "I hewed."
2006-07-24 14:49:31 · answer #9 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pooter or a puff ?
2006-07-24 08:42:41 · answer #10 · answered by KATY 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋