Im a bit hungover today and am to scared to check the contents of my calvins but i will say that their hanging like a carpenters nail bag..
2006-07-24 07:45:56 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A good way to find out is to fart into a filter, other than calvins, so you can inspect the lumps to your satisfaction, then fling them like a chimp.
2006-07-24 07:50:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 16⤊ 8⤋
Is it possible to leave a brown spot on your pants because of a fart, and if so, what causes it?
Judging from what I see when I do the family's laundry, I'd say that the answer to the first question is definitely yes.
As for the causes, we must remember that what we call "fart" and what we call "poop" are just end-members of a continuum. That is, we can have a pure fart, or a pure poop, or anything in-between, depending upon the admixture of the two.
If a sample consists mostly of poop with only a small fart component, you get such things as jet-propelled bowel movements and spongy, floating fecal masses (you know, the ones that refuse to be flushed down the toilet -- they keep popping back up).
If the sample consists mostly of fart with only a small poop component, you get what is known as "skid marks" or "fart art." These can also result from inadequate wiping, but the shape of the stain is different in the two cases. Inadequate wiping leads to elongate marks parallel to one's crack, usually with well-defined edges, whereas fart art is generally more circular and has an air-brushed look.
Fart art is most likely to occur if (1) a person is suffering from diarrhea, (2) the person is trying too hard to fart, and (3) the person mistakenly perceives the pressure against his sphincter to be gas pressure rather than liquid pressure. Again, that last situation is most likely to occur if the person is afflicted with diarrhea.
2006-07-24 17:00:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a "Shart"! For those of you who have not seen the movie Along Came Polly, a shart is a fart when a little bit of sh*t comes out too!!
2006-07-24 14:50:29 · answer #3 · answered by Rachel N 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are the last of a dying breed of gentlemen sir.
2006-07-24 14:58:01 · answer #4 · answered by Delgado 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tough sh@t at least thats what it sounds like
2006-07-24 14:48:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
way too much information..but i guess it's worth 2 points
2006-07-24 14:50:27 · answer #6 · answered by sound_wave_007 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if nothing falls out it isnt worth doing, either throw them straight out or take them to your mums to wash.....
2006-07-24 15:09:53 · answer #7 · answered by sinnedfairy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
join the club bud,
skid alert, skid alert !!
2006-07-24 14:48:39 · answer #8 · answered by 90210 aka Hummer Lover 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh no joe no joe no joe oh no joe no joe no i think while masticating that you have dropped a bomb in your undercrackers
2006-07-24 14:59:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
eww dont worry
2006-07-24 14:48:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋