2006-07-24 06:56:17 · 31 answers · asked by Shaz 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Just to see your beautiful face
2006-07-27 21:32:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
How people can judge another based upon their looks is funny to me. People Today, are too materialistic and are into outward displays of wealth and looks. Example, a person who has no teeth is perceived as too poor to purchase dentures; a person who is fat is perceived as a glut; and a person who drives a "hooptie" is from the ghetto. I find that people who misjudge another are as funny as the person they speak against. I also find people to "pass gas" in public are funny, because they think their farts smell good enough to share it. Ha,ha.
2006-07-24 07:09:11 · answer #2 · answered by Ms-No-It-All 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An Over-Shy Young woman Covering the Face with the skirt with not a thread inside!
2006-07-24 07:17:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
danger and pain
danger in 40 year old virgin when the drunk girl takes him home, smashing all the cars then trys to pull into the drive and plows into a car and says that came out of nowhere.
pain pulp fiction when he was talking to the guy in the back seat and the gun went off blowin the guys head off
both were too funny
2006-07-24 07:01:59 · answer #4 · answered by Mr nice guy 2U 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about this one:
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" she said, "stand in the corner." She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder. "Dont move until I tell you to," she whispered. "Just pretend youre a statue."
"Whats this, honey?" the husband inquired as he entered the room. "Oh, its just a statue," she replied nonchalantly. "The Smiths bought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one for us too."
No more was said about the statue, not even later that night when they went to sleep. Around two in the morning the husband got out of bed, went to the kitchen and returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass of milk.
"Here," he said to the statue, "eat something. I stood like an idiot at the Smiths for three days and nobody offered me as much as a glass of water."
2006-07-24 08:09:35 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Life's pretty funny.
2006-07-29 15:40:28 · answer #6 · answered by wondering 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Life. If you didn't see the funny side you'd be miserable all the time.
2006-07-30 07:14:56 · answer #7 · answered by nannacrocodiles 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Children & Animals
2006-07-24 07:12:48 · answer #8 · answered by sophie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yahoo answers
2006-07-24 07:04:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sign in an antique store. "Caution: unattended children will be given Expresso and a free puppy. " I liked that.
2006-07-30 09:44:03 · answer #10 · answered by Laura B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your questions pretty funny! LOL
2006-07-30 06:57:11 · answer #11 · answered by DichloroDiphenyl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋