A guy is hanging out in his favorite bar when he spots a fabulous babe walking in on the arm of some ugly schlep. He asks the bartender about her and is surprised to discover that she's a prostitute. He watches her the rest of the night, amazed that someone so attractive could be available to him.
The next night he goes back to the bar, and sure enough she shows up again, only this time alone. The guy gets up his nerve and approaches her. "Is it true you're a prostitute?"
"Why, sure, big boy. What can I do for you?"
"Well, I dunno. What do you charge?"
"I get $100 just for a handjob. We can negotiate from there."
"$100 For a handjob? Are you nuts?"
"You see that Ferrari out there?" The guy looks out the front door, and sure enough there's a shiny new Ferrari parked outside. "I paid cash for that Ferrari with the money I made on handjobs. Trust me, it's worth it."
The guy mulls it over for a while, and decides what the hell. He leaves with her, and gets the most unbelievable experience he's ever had. This handjob was better than any complete sexual experience in his miserable life.
The next night he's back at the bar, waiting eagerly for her to show up. When she does, he immediately approaches her.
"Last night was incredible"
"Of course it was. Just wait ‘til you try one of my blowjobs."
"How much is that?"
"$500" "$500? C'mon, that's ridiculous."
"You see that apartment building across the street?"
The guy looks out front at a 12 story apartment building.
"I paid cash for that building with the money I made on blowjobs. Trust me, it's worth it."
Based on the night before, the guy decides to go for it. He leaves with her, and once again is not disappointed. He nearly blacks out twice from the pleasure he receives.
The next night he can hardly contain himself until she shows up. "I'm hooked, you're the best Tell me, what'll it cost me for some pus'sy?"
She motions for him to follow her outside. She points down the street, where between the buildings he can see Manhattan. "You see that island?"
"Aw, c'mon, You can't mean that."
She nods her head. "You bet. If I had a pus'sy, I'd own Manhattan"
2006-07-24 06:53:51 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i dont get it...-_-
2006-07-24 06:56:38 · answer #1 · answered by Grack 5 · 4⤊ 3⤋
ROFL that is just sick lol, but somehow I knew that was going to be the case thats why um I check for the adam's apple lol, but seriously don't use a prositute just wait and find someone to marry its much better that way.
2006-07-24 14:00:41 · answer #2 · answered by anewcreation_84 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Thats really funny! I totally did not expect the end!
2006-07-24 13:58:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's fricking hilarious! Hello southkorean- it was a MAN!
2006-07-24 13:58:35 · answer #4 · answered by Heather 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hilarious in a 1-10 scale 10!! ********** all stars xxktxxx
2006-07-24 14:04:30 · answer #5 · answered by k8iloz 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha that was purrddy funny, now just hope u dont get reported by edna, i just learned bout her but she reports everyone!
2006-07-24 13:58:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was funnny. It shocked me in the end.
2006-07-24 14:03:28 · answer #7 · answered by alicias06 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh no what a phony she/he played that man for a fool! yes
2006-07-24 17:26:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao it was a man yuck lol
2006-07-24 13:59:49 · answer #9 · answered by the ole ball and chain 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
wow that was a suprise endin
mad funny
2006-07-24 15:55:43 · answer #10 · answered by tb 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
How would having a kitty cat give her manhattan? ;)
2006-07-24 16:43:46 · answer #11 · answered by Karla 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋