if yes,what did you do? i once got caught short when i was a milkman and had to go by the nearest lit lampost.i had to use this old jumper which had been festering in my milk float for months.i felt sorry for the street cleaner who found my little parcel of joy!!!
2006-07-24 06:32:06 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
I'm a lorry driver and i once had to park up for the night at a motorway service area. i woke up in the middle of the night with really bad gut ache and bursting for the loo. I only managed to open the passenger door of the lorry before i felt it coming, so i jumped out of the lorry and crapped my pants. i had loo roll but i didn't have any pants for the rest of that day. like you i felt sorry for the poor fella who had to pick up my shi**y pants.
2006-07-24 06:41:03 · answer #1 · answered by 90210 aka Hummer Lover 6 · 26⤊ 1⤋
I used my fingers to wipe. After wards I washed my hands in the sink with plenty of soap and water. I had to make a few trips to the sink to do this because my fingers weren't that good at getting rid of everything. But with a little patience i got by.
2006-07-24 07:39:13 · answer #2 · answered by Think.for.your.self 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
too much information, always check for loo roll before you do a number one or two, what would you have done if somebody walked past while you was taking a cr ap by the lampost? what would you have said?
2006-07-24 06:41:37 · answer #3 · answered by Kelly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Were you not taught to always carry a piece of toilet paper around in your handbag/pocket!
2006-07-24 06:36:12 · answer #4 · answered by A G 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes this has happened several times, thank goodness for kids, I had diaper wipes with me.
2006-07-24 10:38:08 · answer #5 · answered by sunflowerlizard 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey its easy just take off yor BVDs and you have a fine cotton cloth to clean your crack. then just go commando the rest of the day. I've also done that when I have sharted myself
2006-07-24 06:49:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I always look first....it's just a habit! Lord knows I wouldn't want to sit down and do my business and there be no paper! That would suck!
2006-07-24 06:35:43 · answer #7 · answered by lojack 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes... bad news all over it. Underpants met ****... not pleasant.
2006-07-24 06:35:26 · answer #8 · answered by Craig 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would rather ruin my shorts.
2006-07-24 06:35:34 · answer #9 · answered by bamski 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't wipe, so that's never been a problem.
2006-07-24 06:41:13 · answer #10 · answered by tailgunner 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋