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Or would you be afraid of long distance charges?

2006-07-24 06:28:13 · 20 answers · asked by kathy6500 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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God doesn't need a phone number, you just call Him by praying :)

2006-07-24 06:34:35 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ Luveniar♫ 7 · 0 0

Since this is a hypthetical question, of course I would call him and thank him for all his blessings, it would be nice to hear his voice. Who cares about the long distance charge, if talking to God was a possibility. However, as you know we can talk to God anytime we want to, we just have to wait sometimes for a response sometimes. Kind of an interesting question though.

2006-07-24 18:43:10 · answer #2 · answered by ginger 4 · 0 0

Heck no, give me the phone number, by the time I'm done everyone will be pissed because I stayed on the line so long!!! LOL

2006-07-24 13:30:42 · answer #3 · answered by Barbie doll lover 4 · 0 0

"Hello is this God," I said. "Yep. The big daddy in the sky talkin at ya, baby" God replied. "Well than, can I have three wishes Mr. God?" I asked. "No, I am God and I say only one wish for you Miss Full Frontal Nudity." Then I looked down and realized God could actually see me and I had just stepped out of the shower to answer the phone. He was looking at my gigantic breasts. "Come to think of it," God said getting an erection in his pants, "You drop over about 9 O'clock tonight and we'll talk about me fulfilling every one of your wildest dreams!" ;o)

2006-07-24 13:33:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

God doesn't have a phone number...all Christians have to do is pray...not call Him.

2006-07-24 13:33:42 · answer #5 · answered by Perilous Rose 2 · 0 0

That is some super long distance...thats why he made free nights and weekends...I would call it. But its not a matter of would I call it...the question is would he answer...................

2006-07-24 13:32:37 · answer #6 · answered by aaliyahh1213 3 · 0 0

I think it was a toll free number

2006-07-24 13:47:35 · answer #7 · answered by Sage Bluestorm 6 · 0 0

Older Catholics will remember it:

It was ETCUMSPIRI 2-2-0

2006-07-25 00:43:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Long as if its not 2 expensive:-)

2006-07-24 13:33:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No I wouldnt call him, but if he exists tell him I am free if he wants a chat.

2006-07-24 13:33:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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