2006-07-24 06:27:43 · 15 answers · asked by mexitali3456 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because the Bible says,
"God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury."
But in Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo. The passage urges the Lord to,
"pursue your enemies with your Tempest and terrify them with your Storm." - Psalm 83:15
Perhaps, God favors Dodge pickup trucks, because Moses' followers are warned not to go up a mountain
"until the Ram's horn sounds a long blast." - Exodus 19:13
Some scholars insist that Jesus drove a Honda, but didn't like to talk about it.
As proof, they cite a verse in St. John's Gospel where Christ tells the crowd,
"For I did not speak of my own Accord..." - John 12:49
2006-07-24 06:30:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why would we let Satan drive? He would do drive by and etc so therefore your putting Jesus in a situation where he would have to drive a city bus to help everyone get away!! Sorry don't mean to get so dramatic on you, but Jesus is in the blessing business and helping, so flashy is not his thing. Have a good one!!
2006-07-24 13:36:56 · answer #2 · answered by Barbie doll lover 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus would come to town on the donkey and Satan would drive anything to get you to ride with him.
2006-07-24 13:36:29 · answer #3 · answered by Josh S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Satan = Lambroghini Diablo
Jesus = he walks
2006-07-24 13:34:12 · answer #4 · answered by Mustafa 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Satan - Rolls Royce
Jesus - VW beetle
2006-07-24 13:31:08 · answer #5 · answered by Peace 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Satan would have a Lamborghini.....Jesus would catch the city bus to make a statment....that your dont need a fancy car to get around.
2006-07-24 13:30:43 · answer #6 · answered by aaliyahh1213 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Satan would have a chauffeur; Jesus would be in the VW bus.
2006-07-24 13:31:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus rides through the cloud
2006-07-24 13:34:43 · answer #8 · answered by lucky 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Satan, if he were real, would own one of each but normally drive a Hummer.
Jesus would hitchhike.
2006-07-24 13:32:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
satan would ride in chariot with Christians pulling it. Jesus would walk or carpool.
2006-07-24 13:30:04 · answer #10 · answered by someDumbAmerican 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋