This is a really funny riddle.... you must read this...?

Question

Two young boys went to a pharmacy and picked up a box of tampax and proceeded to the check out. The man at the counter axked the older boy, "Son how old are you?" "Eight," the boy replied. The man continued, "Do you know what these are for?" "Not exactly," the boy said, "but they're not for me, they are for him. He's my little brother he is four. We saw on TV that if you use these you will be able to swim and ride bikes. He can't do either one."

Answer 1

Yep that is a very funny one.

Answer 2

Great joke. Here is one for you...

A keen country lad applied for a salesman's job at a city department
store. In fact it was the biggest store in the world - you could get
anything there.
The boss asked him, "Have you ever been a salesman before?"
"Yes, I was a salesman in the country" said the lad.
The boss liked the cut of him and said, "You can start tomorrow and
I'll come and see you when we close up. The day was long and arduous
for the young man, but finally 5 o'clock came around. The boss duly
fronted up and asked, "How many sales did you make today?".
"One" said the young salesman.
"Only one" blurted the boss, "Most of my staff make 20 or 30 sales
a day . How much was the sale worth?"
"Three hundred thousand, three hundred and thirty four dollars,"
said the young man.
"How did you manage that?" asked the flabbergasted boss.
"Well" said the salesman "this man came in and I sold him a small
fish hook, then a medium hook and finally a really large hook. Then
I sold him a small fishing line, a medium one and a huge big one.
I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast.
I said he would probably need a boat, so I took him down to the boat
department and sold him that twenty foot schooner with the twin engines.
Then he said his Volkswagen probably wouldn't be able to pull it, so
I took him to the car department and sold him the new Deluxe Cruiser."
The boss took two steps back and asked in astonishment, "You sold all
that to a guy who came in for a fish hook?"
"No" answered the salesman "He came in to buy a box of Tampons for
his wife and I said to him, You're weekend's shot, you may as well go
fishing."

Answer 3

1. that is a joke not a riddle

2. that is not the entire joke...

3. this is the entire joke


Two little boys go into the grocery store. One is nine, one is four. The nine year old grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register for check-out.

The cashier asks "Oh, these must be for your mom, huh?"
The nine year old replies "Nope, not for my mom."

Without thinking, the cashier responded "Well, they must be for your sister then?"
The nine year old quipped, "Nope, not for my sister either."

The cashier had now become curious "Oh. Not for your mom and not for your sister, who are they for?"
The nine year old says "They're for my four year old little brother."

The cashier is surprised "Your four year old little brother??"

The nine year old explains: "Well yeah, they say on TV if you wear one of these you can swim or ride a bike and my little brother can't do either of them!"

Answer 4

Funny , but not really a riddle that would be considered a joke, a riddle is generally something that you have to think on and come up with a solution.

Answer 5

Cute

Answer 6

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Answer 7

Only mildly amusing

Answer 8

How cute!!!! I have to send that to my niece who has two little boys!

Answer 9

A good one!

Answer 10

LOL. Funny.