What are the seven signs that the world will end ?

Answer 1

1) We will produce a video game where "Grand Theft Auto" meets the "Teletubbies". It will be called Grand Theft Auto: Time for Tubbie Bye-Byes.

2) The oldest resurant in the history of our town will be replaced by a hooters.

3) Mr. T stops pitying fools' starts pitying everyone.

4) People buy CDs from people like Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline.

5) People buy a "bring your squirrel back to life" kit on Ebay.

6) These kits incluse RedBull for the squirrels.

7) America elects a presidentwho can't even opperate a post-it note (much less a country).

Answer 2

Surely there's MUCH more than 7 signs that show we're living in the last days, but I'll give you some main points according to Matt. 24:3-14:
1)Wars and Reports of Wars
2)Nation will rise against nation, kingdom against kingdom
3)food shortages
4)earthquakes (refferring to natural disasters worsening)
5)persecustion of true christians
6)Babylon the Great will fall (mankind will do away w/ relgion and it will be banned)
7)good news of the kingdom is to be preached in all the earth, to all the nations

"And then the end will come".

***To LP S- 1st of all, I have NO idea where you get the idea that we have peace right now. The government is trying to AVOID another World War. We're in war right now. 2nd- looking for peace is actually another sign of the last days. Notice what the bible says at 1st Thessalonians 5:3- "Whenever it is that they are saying 'Peace and Security!', then sudden destruction is to be instantly upon them just as the pangs of distress upon a pregant woman, and they will by no means escape."

Answer 3

The world is not going to end for Billions upon Billions of years, our planet is relatively young in comparasion to other planets and has a lot of life still in her.

During its life span, our planet has suffered the impact of close to 30 small planets, up to 10 miles in diameter and travelling 60 times the speed of sound. Each such impact releases about a thousand times as much energy as would be released if all the nuclear powers exploded all their present weapon stocks.
Such events can also destroy up to 90 per cent of all living organisms, from the microscopic to the macroscopic. The impact makes the Earth ring like a bell, and its impact may be felt by the planet for may be a million years or more.

Answer 4

Start with the parable of the fig: when Israel becomes a nation, this was in 1948. Matthew 24:32.

Matthew 24:6 "And ye shall hear of wars and rumours of wars: see that ye be not troubled: for all [these things] must come to pass, but the end is not yet."
What's the opposite of war, it is peace. This is now, everyone is saying peace, peace, peace.
There are many in Revelations. It is too much to write down in YA.
You'll have to read it.

Answer 5

better to ask about the signs man will be extinct.
All life as we know it will disappear long before the world ends.
our atmosphere has changed at least three times. And all the species that thrived in those former atmospheres are gone.

Will we foster our own extinction or will nature do it first? What are the things that will prevent us from doing it to ourselves? Questions like yours, only add to the probability we shall facilitate our own demise.

Answer 6

Read Revelations, it tells you about the Seven Seals etc.

Answer 7

7 signs? isn't it great that we can simplify all the problems to a magic number 7.

a good sign that we are working our way to the end is when people start asking these silly questions. :)

Answer 8

I think the 7th sign was that a person named Qwerty would ask this question...Run for the hills!

Answer 9

The first one is that Paris Hilton would have a music career and people actually think its good!

Answer 10

War and rumors of war. Men will love men and women will love women. That is the only 2 that i can think of right now.