2006-07-24 03:38:10 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Reply to LUDD: I'd need to boil it first!
2006-07-24 03:43:28 · update #1
You also forgot the people who think gravity is a myth, that man lived with the dinosaurs ala The Flintstones, Osama Bin Laden, and George W. Bush.
2006-07-24 03:43:59 · answer #1 · answered by mike_castaldo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you sure you have chosen your question to be in the "correct" catagory? Shouldn't you have it in "Entertainment & Music", Jokes & Riddles? I haven't been able to determine whether people think "Heaven" is a "joke" or not!!!! I may be totally wrong - but I think "Heaven" will be what you make of it - very similar to your own day to day life! Therefore, if you have problems with "sexually hung up spirits" and "bad robe sense" and "poor tasts in music" here - you'll have trouble with those same things in "heaven" - - - - ! We'll never really know, however, due to the fact that no one, to my knowledge, has ever been and come back to tell!
2006-07-24 10:47:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is one of the reasons I'm seriously considering an Eastern religion. And if you think the ancients with their desert-tog sense of style are going to be a problem, have you seen what these people are wearing in the born-again congregations? It makes me turn lavender with rage!
And music? Am I going to have to listen to primitive sheep-calls and southern country spirituals for eternity? Just in case, I am trying to get some DNA evidence that will get me a place where I can hear some real Gospel.
2006-07-24 10:49:29 · answer #3 · answered by JAT 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No there is neither male or female in Heaven. There is neither marriage or giving in marriage. Read Revelations and ask the Holy Spirit for His guidance and understanding. If you have the guidance of the Holy Spirit it will all start making sense. Without it, the Bible is just a confusing book.
2006-07-24 10:43:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You obviously are a man who is not delivered from the flesh...who does not even know the lord ...otherwise you wouldn't waste time asking such foolish questions and could put your energy towards the work of God ...Read the bible ...because it tells you exactly who will make it to heaven you don't have to guess...
It is the ones who take up the cross and follow Jesus who's lives are washed in the blood of the Lamb who's names are written in the lambs book of Life...who are surrendered to God....
the thoughts of the things of this world will not be in heaven....let me help you with a verse...
Revelations 21: 8. But the fearful, and unbelieving, and abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
be ye also ready....don't let it be said "TOO LATE"
God bless
Bannheid..guess you didn't take into consideration Jesus ..who ascended into heaven and returned to be with his disciples for 40 days ...let me show you;
Acts 1: 2.Until the day in which he was taken up, after that he through the Holy Ghost had given commandments unto the apostles whom he had chosen:
3.To whom also he shewed himself alive after his passion by many infallible proofs, being seen of them forty days, and speaking of the things pertaining to the kingdom of God:...sounds like Jesus was telling them about heaven and heavenly things.....Just because you may not believe doesn't mean it didn't happen or that heaven exists...
2006-07-24 10:54:45 · answer #5 · answered by soldier612 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have great taste in music i like Sum 41, Good Charlotte, Panic! at the disco, and i plan on going to heaven I'm a religious person is just freaky weird christian people that don't like these band's and wont let their kids listen to them.
2006-07-24 10:43:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, there will be no sex urges, and the music will be better than any on earth. Heaven will be better than anything you could imagine.Of course if you don't love the Lord, you would most likely be bored.
2006-07-24 10:41:51 · answer #7 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There will be no earthly desires in heaven except we christians will be worshipping the Lord and enjoying fellowshipping with HIm.
2006-07-24 10:45:39 · answer #8 · answered by Carol M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bad "robe" sense...remind me to get a better robe for Halloween
Now,just hold up a minute.You are making things look to general for me.I mean,I have a poor fashion sense ,but great music tastes (duh! anyone will say the same thing,or they will even say they they have them both)
2006-07-24 10:41:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep that up and you probably won't find out.
2006-07-24 10:40:45 · answer #10 · answered by Jim Darwin's Peace 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋