2006-07-23 22:29:51 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
..no ..
she deserves only 1/2 the amount the universe expanded by during her 'marriage'
and needs to share this withGod's many other wives - in equal shares ..
2006-07-23 23:22:37 · answer #1 · answered by PlayTOE- 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Wow, you've really got me thinking. So if a nun filed for divorce, and got half the universe, then what happens when yet another nun files? Then God has lost the universe, and it belongs to 2 ex-nuns. Interesting.
2006-07-24 10:29:09 · answer #2 · answered by Heron By The Sea 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm... That assumes God isn't a surpreme dictator and has wedding vows more like Ming the Merciless (jettison her into space when you get bored of her) AND assumes that there is a higher court than God. It also assumes that God has been conscientious about making his payments on owning the universe.
Unfortunately, with a loan that big (and infinitely expensive purchase), it's utterly impossible to make the monthly payments since any percentage of infinity is infinity such that even if you had an infinite income you'd at least be making an infinite number of payments until... well past the end of eternity, so don't be surprised it it hasn't already been reposessed by the bank.
2006-07-24 11:51:02 · answer #3 · answered by Cheshire Cat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds....? Well,if you just have a view at such question in its context it makes some sense it seems but I have a question to rise,with such numerous number of nuns could you suggest that just one will file for divorce? The planets will be divided in this case.(Mia Culpa,Please forgive me!)
Seriously speaking though,when nuns say "married to God" it means their highly,solely,exclusively, absolutely,definitely,lovely,faithfully, deeply, etc. special self commitment to God in service of the people. It is a special solemn bond in which divorce has no association or whatsoever.
2006-07-28 19:12:18 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ lani s 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
god has a better divorce lawyer---she gets nothing. And remember (as the old joke from catholic school said) the only meat a priest can eat on friday is nun
2006-07-23 22:34:03 · answer #5 · answered by Theresa 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one....I think I should become a nun as long as I don't have to sleep with anyone to be married...
2006-07-23 22:39:18 · answer #6 · answered by You're giving it all away! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Technically, no, because the marriage was never consummated. Plus, with taking the vow of poverty and all, the nun would have a crappy lawyer.
2006-07-23 22:34:11 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They should then they will be VERY rich owning all that cosmic property. Geez, maybe I should become a nun..., even though I am guy but that won't stop me. Heh!
2006-07-23 22:51:53 · answer #8 · answered by Shakespeare_the_Dog 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God is omnipotent.
Even if he forgot to get his gf to sign the right kind of pre-nup he can always go backwards in time and sort that out.
2006-07-23 22:34:07 · answer #9 · answered by insincere 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It depends on her prenuptual agreement.
God has an excellent Mediator. I'm sure they'll work something out.
2006-07-24 06:08:43 · answer #10 · answered by Contemplative Chanteuse IDK TIRH 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋