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A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was
relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 AM.

Not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed in the dark, crept into the bedroom
and started to climb into bed. She sleepily sat up and said, "Mike, dearest,
would you go down to the all-night drug store on the next block and get me some
aspirin? I've got a splitting headache."

"Certainly, honey," he said, and feeling his way across the room, he got
dressed and walked over to the drug store.

As he arrived, the pharmacist looked up in surprise, "Say," said the druggist,
"aren't you Officer Fenwick of the 8th District?"

"Yes, I am," said the officer.

"Well, then, what in the world are you doing in the Fire Chief's uniform?"

2006-07-23 17:51:52 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

12 answers

Very Good! Lol! :)

2006-07-24 04:41:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 10 3

There you go babe, with another great joke...10 out of 10

2006-07-23 19:24:23 · answer #2 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0 0

Another funny one

2006-07-23 18:05:39 · answer #3 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0 0

haha that's funny..

kinda sad tho..my dad's a fire chief

2006-07-23 18:05:29 · answer #4 · answered by Alysha 1 · 0 0

still on duty so that if there is any imagency i will quickly respond

2006-07-23 23:32:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That's really good

2006-07-23 18:17:04 · answer #6 · answered by oolala 2 · 0 0

good one

2006-07-24 01:55:25 · answer #7 · answered by WOLVERINE 4 · 0 0

am i the only one who doesnt get it?

2006-07-23 18:22:13 · answer #8 · answered by SugarKitty25 2 · 0 0

hahahahahahha funnyyyyyy!!!!!!!! rofl

2006-07-23 18:12:58 · answer #9 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0 0

LMAO

2006-07-23 18:03:10 · answer #10 · answered by heidielizabeth69 7 · 0 0

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