Monday morning little Johnny came to school with a black eye.
His friends ask him what happened.
He tells them, "I was in church yesterday, when a big fat lady sat in front of me. When we got up to sing, I noticed she had huge wedgies.
I couldn’t stand it anymore, so I pulled it out, and she decked me".
The following Monday, little Johnny came to school with 2 black eyes. His friends once again asked what happened.
He told them,"I was in church yesterday, when the same fat lady came and sat in front of me.
When we got up to sing, she once again had the huge wedgies. The guy next to me pulled it out, but I knew she didn’t like it out,
so I pushed it back in..."
2006-07-23 17:41:29 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahha.......now dats funny.......check this one:
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:
"Michael, if you were on a date, having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
Michael said, "Just a minute, I have to go pee."
The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite.
"What about you Peter, how would you say it?"
Peter said, "I'm sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."
"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table."
And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?"
I would say, "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a
very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner."
The teacher fainted.
2006-07-23 18:13:18 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 31⤊ 3⤋
I love Little Johnny jokes
2006-07-23 17:47:25 · answer #2 · answered by Comfortably Numb™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor little Johhny.
2006-07-23 18:10:35 · answer #3 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-15 03:30:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL now that was funny i was laughing and i sent it to my Friends!
2006-07-23 17:47:09 · answer #5 · answered by Danays 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*rasberry* that's a good one! rofl! I love johnny jokes.
2006-07-23 18:53:47 · answer #6 · answered by DBSG/SS501_fan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it 2 many times be4. |Glimore|'s was a good one though...
2006-07-23 19:53:04 · answer #7 · answered by porky 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahhahahahha funny jokee!!! lol
2006-07-23 17:54:23 · answer #8 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats halarious!!! lol, lmao, rogl, roglmao
2006-07-23 17:45:36 · answer #9 · answered by ♥♪♫[K]ath² [BUTT '14 ツ]♫♪♥™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not a big deal.
2006-07-23 18:56:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋