here goes...
This married couple was on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around the
marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed this small sandal
shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, "You
foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop."
So the married couple walked in. The Jamaican said to them, "I have some
special sandals I think you would be interested in. Dye makes you wild at sex."
Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man
claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex god he
was. The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?"
The Jamaican replied, "Just try demon Man." Well, the husband, after some
badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he
slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his
wife hadn't seen in many years!!
In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently
over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a
firm hold of the Jamaican's hips.
The Jamaican then began screaming; YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!!!
2006-07-23 17:36:48 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You are a naughty little girl....hey baby...thats a complement....great...beyond great joke !!!!!
2006-07-23 19:26:46 · answer #1 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 19⤊ 9⤋
Wow am I the only one that didn't find that funny? The Jamaican one, I mean. I've heard the cold hands one before, which is cute. But the Jamaican one was just....yeah what someone said, it took too long to get to the punchline, which wasn't even that great....
2006-07-23 17:44:59 · answer #2 · answered by i_hate_subway 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG thats so funny puosting it as a bullinet on my myspace check it out www.myspace.com/sashenstin
2006-07-23 18:17:35 · answer #3 · answered by justinandbarbi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he says,"Honey, my hands are freezing!" She says, "Well, put them here between my thighs and that will warm them up."
After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and comes back and says again, "Man! my hands are really freezing!" She says again, "Well, put them here between my thighs and that'll warm them up." He does, and again that warms him up.
After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop some wood to get them through the night. When he returns, he says again, "Honey, my hands are really, really freezing!" She looks at him and says,"For crying out loud, don't your ears ever get COLD?"
2006-07-23 17:40:24 · answer #4 · answered by heidielizabeth69 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
3 cheers to you. I got a chuckle out of that one!!!
2006-07-23 17:41:48 · answer #5 · answered by ouwx104 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
got that in an email a while back-still hilarious
2006-07-23 17:49:39 · answer #6 · answered by Comfortably Numb™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha laughing my a** off thats funny love it
2006-07-23 17:44:27 · answer #7 · answered by stoned_gurl520 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those wacky Jamaicans.
It was a good joke. Very funny thanks for posting.
2006-07-23 17:40:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahahahaahha lol omg you made me laugh so badly ahahah oh my god
2006-07-23 18:10:27 · answer #9 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it takes way to long to get to the punchline, which really isn't that good
2006-07-23 17:41:38 · answer #10 · answered by itsjustmecc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that killed me,thanks alot for the laugh.have a great night.
2006-07-23 17:41:21 · answer #11 · answered by swat team commander 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋