Men
1. All men are extremely busy.
2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.
4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one
Around.
5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their
Luck with others.
6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off
If the women leaves them.
7. Although the women leaves them they still don't learn from their
Mistakes and still try their luck with others
Women:1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.
2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive
Clothes.
3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something
To wear.
4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress
Beauty
5.although they look like beauty they alwayz wear 'old ragz'
6.although they wear old ragz they alwayz want u to compliment
2006-07-23 17:12:26 · 11 answers · asked by sb 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
7.although they want u 2 compliment they never ble ya
2006-07-23 17:13:24 · update #1
7.although they want u 2 compliment they never blve ya
2006-07-23 17:13:40 · update #2
Well, it seems as though U have everything all figured out. Good for u.
2006-07-23 17:29:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
They are all true... good work... let me gift you a joke for this...
check this one....
There was this guy who always went out drinking with his friends. He would always come home very late. One night, while he was at the bar he told them his secret for being able to sneak in late.
"When I walk in the house, before the wife can say anything, I lay her down, take off her panties, and give her the best oral s e x she's ever had, until she has such an orgasm that she falls into a deep sleep. Then, I wash up and go to bed. By morning, she is so pleased, she doesn't care what time I came home."
One of his friends thinks this is a great idea. So he stays out late, comes home, sneaks into the bedroom, gives his wife the best oral s e x she's ever had, and goes to wash up. His wife walks into the bathroom, obviously upset that he's home so late.
"Hey, why aren't you sleeping?" he asks.
"I was was, but I came in to tell you that we've got to sleep on the couch tonight, 'cause my mother is sleeping in our bedroom."
2006-07-24 04:37:38 · answer #2 · answered by MK 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahah soo true. I totally agree with your statement.
Men and women are both jerks.
2006-07-23 17:15:27 · answer #3 · answered by A 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-07-23 17:16:00 · answer #4 · answered by Cnet 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hey this is really cool...so true and so beautifully said...well done !
2006-07-23 19:10:37 · answer #5 · answered by Nisha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u r sooo right
2006-07-23 17:17:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good,...........so whats the question?
2006-07-23 23:13:25 · answer #7 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thank you for this information
2006-07-23 17:14:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Welcome to life!!!
Cant live with them, cant live without them!!
Dammed if we do, dammed if we don't!!!
2006-07-23 17:47:53 · answer #9 · answered by ouwx104 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
true......very true
2006-07-23 17:37:16 · answer #10 · answered by WOLVERINE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋