cartoon law I: any body suspended in space will remain in space until made aware of the situation
a duck steps off a cliff, expecting further pastureland. he loiters in midair, soliquizing flippantly, until he looks down
cartoon law II: any body in motion will tend to remain in motion until solid matter intervenes suddenly
whether shot from a cannon or in hot pursuit on foot, cartoon characters are so absolute in their momentum that only a telephone pole or an oversized boulder retards their foward motion absolutely
cartoon law III: any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter
also caled the "silhouetter of passage", this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of the house. the threat of skunks or matrimony aften catalyses this reaction
2006-07-23
17:08:08
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2006-07-23
17:08:23 ·
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