does anyone have n e funny pick up lines?
2006-07-23 17:00:53 · 19 answers · asked by Ali A 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lets play house, you be the screen door and I’ll bang you all night long
I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way
What do you say we go back to my crib and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply
Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours
Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?
MAN: There's a party tonight!
WOMAN: Where?
MAN: In your mouth and im cummin!
lol...i love pick-up lines that are really funny!!
2006-07-23 17:02:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Would you like to dance? (she says no.)
Maybe you didn't hear me, I said you look fat in those pants.
Ok, wedding partys at a bar are THE BEST. Just find a woman in the party and ask who is single, then go in for the kill. It's like the movie wedding crashers, but it it's wedding party crashers. You don't need a line at all, she will be so jealous that she isn't getting married or the center of attention and BINGO, you're in buddy!
2006-07-23 17:05:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Captain Kirk: Hey, wanna see the Captain's Log?
Clark Kent, anal sex fiend: Hey Lois, how 'bout if I drive in the wrong Lane tonight?
Darth Vader in a gay bar: Luke - tonight I'll be your mother!
Ward Cleaver's first date: Don't worry June, I'll go easy on the Beaver tonight.
Pillsbury Doughboy: I'm getting a real rise out of you, babe.
Santa Claus, B & D freak: How'd you like to be a subordinate clause tonight?
Jiminy Cricket: Wanna hop over to my place and rub our legs together?
2006-07-23 17:32:54 · answer #3 · answered by almintaka 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i once heard a female asked a male "does your mommy have any more like you." another one a guy asked me " to be his sunshine because he is having a cloudy day." My brother's favorite pick up line " if you be my girl I'll be your slave." my youngest brother said to a female "if you smile I'll be happy." my cousin said to a male " if you are single I'll get a divorce tomorrow." My 21yrs old cousin said " if it was legal i would put you in a glass case for my eyes only." A guy said to me" have we meet before or you are what i dreamed of."
2006-07-23 17:23:34 · answer #4 · answered by ranks693 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My friend Leslie use to use this. I still giggle when I think about it.
Can only be used in bar, restaurant... etc anywhere where your prey is sitting. Pool tables are also good, don't screw up someones shot though.
walk up, slap quarter on table (when it was a quarter for a phone call) and say "You need to call your mama cause you're not coming home tonight."
2006-07-23 17:05:46 · answer #5 · answered by SmoothFlo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do u believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Do u have a life jacket? I'm drowning in ur eyes and can't swim to save my life!
R u really beautiful or is it just me?
2006-07-23 19:55:02 · answer #6 · answered by Nisha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you tired? Because you've been running around in my dreams.
(kids at my church camp were making up stupid pick up lines...I know a bunch)
2006-07-23 17:03:52 · answer #7 · answered by cosmos_star_fairy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I bet your fathers a baker cuz i have never seen buns like those.
Do you have a map cuz i get lost in your eyes.
Are you from Jamaica cuz ur Ja MAKING ME crazy?!!
2006-07-23 17:02:38 · answer #8 · answered by A 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its not respectful but comming from this person its the best he could do
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in his year book some wrote safe sex saves souls so screw someone special when i read it my name was under special
2006-07-23 17:04:58 · answer #9 · answered by qknb 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
" Baby I lost my phone number can I have yours ?" An ex-boyfriend asked me that when we first met I thought it was so funny I came him my number !!!!
2006-07-23 17:04:00 · answer #10 · answered by midnightsmokerchic23 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋