When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle, she was
attracted to him, and during her questions about his life,
she asked him how he had sex. "Tarzan not know sex," he
replied.
Jane explained to him what sex was.
Tarzan said, "Oh, Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree."
Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I
will show you how to do it properly."
She took off her clothes and lay down on the
ground. "Here," she said. "You must put it in here."
Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer with his huge
erection, and then gave her an almighty kick right in the
crotch. Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an
eternity. Eventually she managed to gasp for air and
screamed, "What did you do that for?"
"Tarzan check for bees."
2006-07-23 16:47:39 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol, rogl, lshicst (laughin soo hard i cant stop laughin), that is halarious!!!!!
2006-07-23 16:54:10 · answer #1 · answered by ♥♪♫[K]ath² [BUTT '14 ツ]♫♪♥™ 6 · 17⤊ 5⤋
So is that what it was. I was with a girl who started buzzing down there. She said "You want some honey?" I thought she was kidding. I ran off anyway.
2006-07-23 16:52:11 · answer #2 · answered by dearborne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
hahahaha
2006-07-23 16:56:30 · answer #3 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It must be love to put up with a guy that dumb, damn that was funny though!
2006-07-23 16:52:22 · answer #4 · answered by red dragon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A very funny joke, it nice.
2006-07-23 17:04:55 · answer #5 · answered by William E A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
started the day with a good laugh, do keep it up!
2006-07-23 16:56:14 · answer #6 · answered by mimis 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA HAH A B CAREFUL EDNA MIGHT REPORT U! LOL
2006-07-23 16:51:15 · answer #7 · answered by CoC 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehahaha bees
2006-07-23 16:53:08 · answer #8 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow lol i gotta tell that one
2006-07-23 16:51:59 · answer #9 · answered by Beautiful Insanity 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one
2006-07-23 16:51:24 · answer #10 · answered by Wanna K 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha . you know that had to hurt, lol
2006-07-23 17:08:16 · answer #11 · answered by coolmomtina 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋