Nothing fancy, but I think I could project a huge cross on the clouds some night. Just for a few seconds, so not everyone gets to glare at it, but maybe 100 people would notice. And time it with some obscurely related event. Not like Easter, that would be too obvious. Maybe when the pope dies. Yeah, shoot the cross up on the clouds for 6 secods in his home town the night the pope dies, and it will give so many people the biggest *****! I could give so much joy with just a little lie.
2006-07-23 16:23:58 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Trust your instincts.
2006-07-23 16:33:50 · answer #1 · answered by Buddhabot 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a great idea just one problem though.........you cant sell a cloud.
try this.
Step 1
Cut out a nun/virgin mary,muslim women looking shape out of some tin.(do a couple to try out)
Step 2
Lightly toast in a grill about 8 slices of bread. Should take a few minutes. remeber, only lighly toast(light dark color)
Step 3
Place the tin on top of a slice of bread(optional, put margarine on one side of the tin shape clossest to the bread, this helps give the 'negative' image effect). replace in grill for toasting for a few more minutes
Step4
remove tin shape and toast again for another minute
repeat all the above steps with the other bread slices and choose the best looking results.(the image cant be to obvious, leave room for the imagination to fill in the 'gaps'). your image should only have a slight outline of our 'virgin mary' , and her eyes and hair).
When you have the best slice of bread.
Step 5
make a toasted cheese sandwich using the imaged slice(be sure not to retoast the image). Make sure you dont use meat.(using meat may decrease the value). after a bit of practice , you should be abale to speed up the process by combining step 5 and step 4. But only after you've sold a couple of these.
For some reason, these sandwiches can fetch up to $40,000 because of the best image transferred onto the bread.
make a few of these I think you will make more money than shining lasers onto a cloud. If you are going to sell a few of them, you will need to reduce the price gradually to maximize profits. Supply and demand.
Merry Christmass.
2006-07-23 23:51:11 · answer #2 · answered by CJunk 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG, I don't know why, but this struck me funny. Maybe because I've always been the type of person who wanted to start a rumor just to see how far and BIG it got...all the while knowing that I started it. Not a hurtful rumor, of course....just something a bit farfetched but also a bit believable enough that people may feed into it.
I know, a few months before you do this cross thing....email me and I'll start a rumor about it...THEN when it happens, people will believe it cause they read it email! ;)
2006-07-23 23:29:12 · answer #3 · answered by andreahud 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be a LITTLE more creative ---- A big message in the sky from God over Washington, DC, telling Dubbya to bring our service people home from Iraq & Afghanistan, & do it in English, Arabic & Hebrew / Aramaic !!! ( I know that would take some extra planning, but it might make an impression on the Idiot - In - Chief.
2006-07-23 23:35:17 · answer #4 · answered by knoxvilledaniel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my word, i bet you're gonna get a lot of people mad at you for this one!! :) lol. hope u get the attention you're seeking, man! that's pretty creative and i bet your mind is awesome at your job if u though of this just to get a laugh at home. if u don't have a good job, quit the one u have and get something that's better to your caliber & intelligence. funny, a little sacriligeous (better get a surge protector for your computer) but s-m-r-t too.
2006-07-23 23:28:40 · answer #5 · answered by Hot Lips 4077 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You will also pissed off the muslims and start a stampede with the mexicans, look at what just tacos have done
2006-07-23 23:30:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Please do, for your first miracle, I request that you use your divine powers and fix my grill.
Everyone laughs at me when I bust my mad rhymes and cover the Nelly tune "Grillz"
"Rob the jewellery store and tell 'em make me a grill
uh uh
Got da whole top diamond and da bottom rows gold "
2006-07-23 23:29:18 · answer #7 · answered by oxyman42 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, don't do miralcles. Preach to other ppl around the world and spread the word of God.
2006-07-23 23:27:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure, just remind me not to stand beside you in a lightening storm.
2006-07-23 23:26:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe you should just make a picture of Mary appear on a chip or cracker or something, that way you can sell it on eBay!
2006-07-23 23:28:33 · answer #10 · answered by eva diane 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋