i am dead help me
2006-07-23 16:23:08 · 16 answers · asked by 3mily! 4 in Health ➔ Other - Health
wish i could remember CPR and all that stuff. ok, since you typed this question, i'm assuming your fingers still have some function. Here's what you do: dial 911, tell them your dilemma and be saved by a couple of cute men in uniform, or contact me and tell me why you died so i can be of further assistance. Let me know if you are really ok or not.
2006-07-23 16:29:26 · answer #1 · answered by Jugglingmidget06 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If you were dead you wouldn't be on the computer. This is a waste of 5 points
2006-07-23 16:34:36 · answer #2 · answered by Becky 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I had just died, and saw my GOD, I sure wouldn't want anyone HERE to help me! I'd just want to stay with Him.
2006-07-23 16:37:41 · answer #3 · answered by cat tayl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WHO YOU GONNA CALL? GHOSTBUSTERS!
*hands them a shovel and a yardstick* Dig a hole about 6 feet deep and lay in it for awhile.
2006-07-23 16:31:53 · answer #4 · answered by noircorazon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can't type when you are dead. So you are alive.
2006-07-23 16:27:02 · answer #5 · answered by redunicorn 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Reveal to us all the mysteries of the afterlife and then we'll help you.
2006-07-23 16:26:43 · answer #6 · answered by . 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you said your dead
but maybe you mean another way of being dead that is not physically...is that what you mean?
2006-07-23 16:29:18 · answer #7 · answered by carlosdavid 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
May I ask how can I help you?
2006-07-23 16:26:33 · answer #8 · answered by knitting guy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go to a ghostbuster
2006-07-23 16:28:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes a coroner can
2006-07-23 16:27:08 · answer #10 · answered by kents411 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋