We are in an rv park , 2 doors down there are nosy parkers, 2 couples always together, gossiping about anything and everything. Every move we make , they watch it all.Open the door in the morning , all eyes.Sit on our deck to enjoy a cup of coffee , same thing.Have friends over , same thing.This is a small park,,so what would be a good way to get them to mind their own business?I can`t tell them to go get stuffed, our son plays with one of their grand kids. I can`t put up a fence , it`s a trailer park.We don`t want to change sites because ours is a great spot. That said , any ideas??
2006-07-23 15:02:26 · 13 answers · asked by I tell it like it is 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
We had this problem with our neighbors,and we began to make out and became VERY touchy feely, if you will, with one another and after awhile it got on their nerves so they began to harass someone else.
2006-07-23 15:09:46 · answer #1 · answered by sweethometexas2000 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Me I don't mind being rude to nosy neighbors. . Maybe a sign that says unless invited don't knock. come back tomorrow We're having a private party. but still he'd wanna know why I'm there first of all since I'm supposed to be at a friends house and why there's cars parked outside. Any ideas? Tell him your getting laid do you mind. Who the hell is he that you need to get his permission for anything. Damn if we were neighbors just glad I'm not. Come up with something good to blow his mind. Say Are you the social writer for the neighborhood. I'm sure you could come up with a good line. If I wanted you here I would have invited you. Bet you could tell I hate nosy people. Next time you get a visit from the local mormon missionaries or of the like tell them the guy next door is into Scientology and needs all the help you can give him. Someone in your party must love good one liners.
2016-03-27 04:33:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The next time you go out for coffee, do a little prep. Darken out one front tooth and wear some boxers and let your tea bag hang out facing them. Smile like a cat with a bird in his mouth and scratch your nipples while singing "Thank God I'm A Country Boy"
2006-07-23 17:37:32 · answer #3 · answered by Motorpsycho 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could have some fun and one day make some comments that would get them to react as though they had been slapped. You could say that you had heard that one of the others had been stepping out on their spouse but that you weren't sure which one. They might not be so inclined to listen so close and they might become very involved in their own lives very quickly.
2006-07-23 15:07:20 · answer #4 · answered by mom of girls 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Place an Alka-seltzer tablet in your mouth and run around outside growling and foaming at the mouth.
They will still gossip about you but will keep their distance.
Note: this also works for the dudes that try to sell you Watchtower pamplets at your front door.
2006-07-23 17:33:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
had the same problem with a crazy lady next door, we put a fence up but in your situation i would be sarcastic and start taking pics of them. That should make them feel uncomfortable
2006-07-23 15:08:46 · answer #6 · answered by Wendy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Invite them over for coffee and just chat. Remember in school when people looked at us we thought for sure they were talking "bad" about us, well it wasn't always true, so this may be the same thing!
2006-07-23 15:08:34 · answer #7 · answered by mustanglady 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is off the wall but it worked in my neighborhood. I got out in my yard and acted like i was going crazy and they pretty well left me alone. It worked ,might be worth a shot.
2006-07-23 15:12:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
carry a 22. with you itll scare em away
build a fence
2006-07-23 15:05:39 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
give 'em some real gossip for example, about the time you were in jail for shooting those two guys who annoyed you...
2006-07-23 17:38:22 · answer #10 · answered by sara 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋