If I were an alien, and I really was one, what would be your reactions?

Question

if I were an illegal, legal alien

say, if I were an alien, that lived somewhere outside of the US, but was not really of the country I was away from the US from, you get what I am saying?

Like I wasn't an ordinary humanwalker

say, if I were an alien, that on the surface seemed to be human, but really, was an alien, and lived under the ground and stuff, but came to the US through underground railway system called SCC

you want me to explain to you my origins?

well..you see at the time of the dinosours....

they tell you a meteor destroyed all the earth...

but that is partly truth.

It destroyed life forms and ****, but there was a race, the were an evolution of the dinosour, that were intelligent...

They went underground after a terrible war...

before that however, our civilization sent ships to other places in the galaxy.....

Those ships started coming back like 3000 years ago.

The race that stayed on Earth came to live under the Earth due to the enviromental disaster up on the surface....It was also partly a nuclear war....no one really really knows...

so the guys that stayed on Earth, over time, could not come out, and so became an underground dwelling creature called the "grays"

the other aliens that came back found an earth run by a bunch of monkeys....

and apparently they are watching the earth.

so you see,

I am an undocumented alien..But I am also, a very real, alien..

I just live underground, you see,

way underground...over time, there have been many movements of the earth's crust...and much more land has developed over our heads...we are many thousands of feet below the surface. And our main source of breathable chemical gas is nitrogen

Monkeypup...

bravo...I like your honesty.

angel, I am an alien from this Earth, both senses of the word.

Another intelligent race (reptilian based) , AND, an undocumented alien living in your country

In a way, we are not really alien, alien, because that would mean we came from another world.

BUT we are alien....in the sense of the word, that we do not come from your enviroment or surface crust ecology...

We were born in different periods of evolutionary and ecological history.

We now have changed due to our underground ecosystem --which is based on lava jetstreams for energy and radioative elements instead of sun based like yours...

so yea...we are alien to your surface, your time, and your ecological base.;

So I think you could concider us alien...But we are of your planet...

whatever its complicated...

and by the way, your goverment DOES KNOW about us. But doesn't tell you, for obvious reasons--first, it would cause panic, and then, exploitation of our race..We are a weak race in your enviroment.

We are a playful race, we don't like your surface though, oxygen is poisonous to us in such high doses, it burns our flesh. Water we can deal with, we have that down here too, but some water is also poisonous to us.

However, if you were to ever exploit us we would could cause an earthquake on the surface...this is what the goverment feared---that people would drill and then start snatching us and then we would go to war with an earthquake--thousands would die...etc..

We reached an agreement with your goverment not to come to the surface, and we said, why would we want to in the first place? I mean, we have not gone up there for thousands of years. But we tricked them into beleiving we were thinking of coming up there sometime so they gave us some much needed supplies.

We can usually tell when your drilling, we can hear it from very far away--the drilling machines..

The reason the goverment does not want you to find out about us is because what would you do if you realized that there wer INTELLIGENT life forms living under you? not very enticing is it? you would drill to snatch or something..

But no worries, we have no itnerests in going to the surface...at least for now..
We have genetic experiments in the process to remodify us to earth bound enviroments though.

poet of darkness....wtf?

wat da hell are you talking about...

The peoples of the homeworld came from Earth and the aliens that left Earth and came back are a different race. Are you saying there is an entire different race besides the Humans and the tiberians? I would say your definitely on crack.

The only species are human, tiberians, and the space junkey heads that came back..

dat's right, you faker, you go back to the darkness of your loneliness now.

Answer 1

Legal, or illegal?

Answer 2

Is this supposed to be new to us or something? I already knew about your race. I'm a keniiraenian and my people have known about yours for a very long time. We have been watching over earth since we found out how to go between different dimensional planes and we are able to survive in any environment. I was sent to live amongst the humans in the surface world and my brother was sent to live among your people underground. I bet you didn't realize that one of my people was living among you.

Answer 3

It wouldn't matter if you were a real alien or a fake one, because no one would believe you either way. Especially online, when most people are full of it.

However, if I met you in real life, and could confirm that you were an alien, I'd fool you into a cage and trap you there. Then I'd sell you to the highest bidder.

Answer 4

like in MIB?

what do you really look like?

are you good or evil? what is your purpose?

You should write a screenplay.

Do you remember the Lizard (Sleestack) from the Land of the Lost? Those guys were cool. Forked tongues and everything. Are you clothes sparkly, too(like the smarts who could speak)?

How about the tv series V? they had outer space reptilian race that ate mice?

Answer 5

Wait, a little green man, or like an undocumented immigrant? If you were a little green man I'd ask so what's with the cow mutilations, do you come in peace, and you can have our leader.
To an undocumented immigrant: so how do you like America so far?

Answer 6

I've never stole a person's vehicle, but this would be tempting. Understand, I'm all for inter-galactic good will and diplomacy, but...how fast will that thing fly?

And I have to ask, is there edible life in outer space?

Answer 7

An alien like from another planet? I'd say Hi, glad to meet you, and can you do anything about the stupid people on this earth who hurt each other, and hate, and pig up all of the natural resources?

An alien like from another country? I'd say Hi, glad to meet you, and can you do anything about...........etc.

Answer 8

Hey, to each his own. I'd be happy for you. You probably wouldn't even stand out, I mean, have you been to a Wal Mart? Everybody under the sun lives here.

Answer 9

Do you have Papers. If not go back to where your from and fill out the proper documents.
Thanks
We look forward to handing over our country to you.

Answer 10

depends........are you one of the illegal aliens living in my neighborhood or are you from some place other than earth? I personally like the second one better!

Answer 11

Cool!
I would want information: Wher're ya from? Whatcha doin' here? How do you travel? Can you do cool stuff?....