where is the most embarrassing place you have farted and did it smell like someone had died?

Answer 1

I did a loud fart in the doctors surgery,it was like an old ladys wardrobe.

Answer 2

well one time i was speaking before a large group of young teens on the subject of sexual enjoyment while doing drugs. just as i was about to answer some questions, i farted, it was very loud, the smell came in like 2 seconds, everyone started coughing up blood and passing out, the medics would not come in to help due to the smell, the ceiling tiles started to fall off, the windows all cracked and walls turned black.

Answer 3

I wasn't really embarrassed but in Phoenix, My son and I were at the meat counter at a Safeways and these rude women were jumping in front of us and even taking the meat out of our hands. It was a sale on T bones. I got pissed and told my son , watch this. Man I farted a greasy stinky beer fart right there and laughed my butt off, I was surprised two women hung on and wouldn't scatter. The others got disgusted and left calling me a pig and other names. Bottom line, I got my pick of the steaks I came for.

Answer 4

It was the first day of my new job at a professional building in LA- full of corporate big wigs, lawyers, etc... I had just recently discovered iced lattes and had them for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Just before lunch time on my first day I had entered the elevator and it hit me. The lattes had taken their toll and within seconds the elevator was filled with a stench that I dont even dare describe. The elevator was also filled with people and I was filled with embarassement that makes me cringe to this day. That was the longest elevator ride of my life. It was a really long ride for the innocent bystanders as well.

Answer 5

If you were living in N.Y and take the GG train no one will hear a bomb sound fart .because this train sounds like Led Zeppelin 10 feet away from you.
so fell free to fart as much as u want and enjoy your fart odor while the rest of the passengers can't even cover their nose.,because you can't eve move a finger on those over crowded wagons

Answer 6

In 8th grade technology class. Ok right so we were watching a film....it was dark. Somewhere I had heard that if you tighten up your abs for 10 secs then its equal to one sit up. So I decided to do some. Well the first time I tightened my abs i let one rip. Luckily it did not smell.

Answer 7

Hmm i fart so much i cant tell. Nah, in reality i think it must have been at work, sitting at the counter helping customers, and it just kinda came out. Got more laughs at my own embarrasment to be fair.

Answer 8

I can still recall when I was in middle school and we were doing situps in the gym. I'd say at least 80 students were in the gym, it was pretty much quiet..and then I tooted really really loudly. I didn't say anything, but the people around me were like, did you just toot? And I tried to ignore it, but then it stunk and people were not happy about that.
Its funny now, but at the time I was really embarrased.

Answer 9

This happened to a friend of mine. He was riding an empty elevator at work and let one go. No problem, he thought. But it stops at the very next floor and his boss and other people from the office get on and kinda glare at him. There was no mistaking who did it.

Answer 10

in a wash room,it smell reli bad cause the fart combine with the oder of the wash rooom and allot of ppl was around

Answer 11

Lmao ...Thats an easy one... In class as a ten year old i let rip and the whole class looked at me... All the boys laughed and all the girls were upset.. But to be honest i managed to upset my teacher so it was worth the effort..