I went to the zoo today and had full intentions of finally greeting my long lost parents. I feel I must be adopted since you guys say we evoluted. I ran screaming in joy to the apes and gorilla cages shouting, " Mom! dad! Grandpa!.....ohhh Auntie Em !! " with my arms opened wide. They all just sat there like a bunch of monkeys and looked at me like , " who the heck are you ? ".I was so embarrassed ! I shouted, " Its me! Im home ! " nothing...nada...zero. I then ran over to the cows and ran laughing into their midst..finally home at last ! Those flippin guys almost killed me! I thought they were running to greet me and they all ran past me to the feeding buckets. What the heck guys ? What am I doing wrong ? I went to the marsupial cages and they were like, " yo' chick..dont EVEN come over here...we talked to the cows ! Ur nuts! ". Have you guys been setting me up for this ? Is it my perfume ? I mean like, What they hey ????.
2006-07-23 14:10:35 · 11 answers · asked by ? 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
please also notice my pic...Im kissing my long lost aunt...the tree.....
2006-07-23 14:11:09 · update #1
LOL
You're good.
2006-07-23 14:17:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Well, I'm not an atheist, but I think the deal with evolution is that we are so very distantly related that of course they wouldn't recognize you!
You'd need a 500,000,000,000,000,000,000th cousin, thrice removed, to introduce you.
Which is a real problem because that side of the family keeps terrible genealogy records and practically no family albums to speak of.
2006-07-26 04:39:55 · answer #2 · answered by Contemplative Chanteuse IDK TIRH 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you still doing this you loser? Haven't we proved you wrong enough? When are you going to get off your religion fix and get a life? Have you even read Darwin's book, or do you just automatically try to bash it because it supports evolution? Get you facts straight.
Why dont you go to your real parents so they can shower you with more religious bulls**t. When you have something logical or important to say, then ask some questions.
2006-07-24 18:36:15 · answer #3 · answered by itsalongbunnyhuh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, you've just converted me to believing your Scooby Doo skyman just had a gas bubble and shat us all out in one wave of his magical wand.
What a compelling case you've made.
2006-07-23 21:19:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You poor soul.. It is evident that you just do not have the mental facilities to understand evolution.
2006-07-23 21:13:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
THAT IS FUNNY! but obviously you know nothing of this thing called SCIENCE. Believe in God if you want, no need to persecute those who believe in science
2006-07-23 21:15:01 · answer #6 · answered by doggdoc 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They're coming to take you away. Just sit still and relax. You enjoy rubber rooms?
2006-07-23 21:14:34 · answer #7 · answered by fugutastic 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The animals are ashamed of what they have become since they evolved into humans.
2006-07-23 21:14:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've got bad news ... you're being rejected again ....
2006-07-23 21:17:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you have already answered your question try another
2006-07-23 21:15:14 · answer #10 · answered by vanessa 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋