Not talking about hey, or hello hows it going..
2006-07-23 13:46:53 · 17 answers · asked by getsomegb 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
First you look her up and down. Then you look her right in the eyes. You have to say this with a straight face...
"Nice shoes, wanna f*@k?"
I've gotten more rude comments than laughs......more laughs than slaps...and more slaps than sex....but when she agrees to the sex, it's probably some of the best you'll have!
2006-07-23 14:10:24 · answer #1 · answered by Yeah, it's good 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well there bad.
I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?
Love is a sensation; caused by temptation; to feel penetration; a guy sticks his location; in a girl's destination; to increase the population; for the next generation; did you get my explanation; or do you need a demonstration?
If you were a car, I'd wax and ride you all over.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: if you treat me right I'll do it your way.
Those are some that know of.
Hope you like these. I have used these before and they work.
2006-07-23 20:58:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey baby! Wanna Wrastle?
2006-07-23 20:50:30 · answer #3 · answered by Shannon W 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My best pickup line was when I flirted with the veggie burrito woman at the Grateful Dead tailgate party (The Omni, Atlanta) years ago:
Me: Are your burritos homemade?
Veggie Burrito Woman: Why, yes, I made them myself!
Me: Um, could you show me how to make 'em sometime?
2006-07-23 20:51:29 · answer #4 · answered by oaksterdamhippiechick 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
shawtie, wanna fcuk? (straight face with a confident 1/4 of a smile while holding a cup of Dom P. with the hat tilted to the side, jay-z style)
2006-07-23 20:51:16 · answer #5 · answered by vicious_kixus 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"F*ck me if I'm wrong, but is you're name Jedediah?" The counterpart if you're a guy hitting on a girl is "F*ck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Olga?" Of course my pick-up line would never work in certain rural parts of West Virginia or parts of Appalachia...or nursing homes, because that'd be gross...ewww...
2006-07-23 20:51:16 · answer #6 · answered by mytreacheryiseternal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you work at the lumber yard?
Cause you've been giving me wood all day long!
2006-07-23 20:50:04 · answer #7 · answered by quizqueen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this was my favorite... If you were a booger I'd pick you first! Always made me laugh....sometimes that's what helps break that tension...
2006-07-23 20:50:47 · answer #8 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey wanna go back to my place and ****? thats always a good one lol
2006-07-23 20:50:04 · answer #9 · answered by steve w 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*licks finger and presses to shirt or pants leg* Let's get you out of those wet clothes...
2006-07-23 20:53:07 · answer #10 · answered by minionofgozer77 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋