I accuse God-the father the son and the Holy Spirit of RAPE-I also accuse him of adultary-MARY was married to Joseph-I also accuse him of incest-He had sex with his mother?-I also accuse him of Idoltary-Christ on a Cross (God would have known men would worship this symbol) I also accuse him of Theft-he stole my heart when I was a child by the lies he sold to men who taught me-I accuse him of Murder-he has been the cause of more death for peoples beliefs in him than any disease on earth ever known to man-It is Judgement Day-and I accuse YOUR GOD of these crimes-and feel he needs to be criminally prosecuted in The Courts of The United States-and Demand that he face trial and his accuser To Wit: Plaintiff; YippyYahQQ
Defendant: God-or the one that professes to be His Majesty
Sentence: My Life in his Prison of Fire and Brimstone-because he broke the law and his own commandments-I plea while he stands accused-OH MY GAWD MY COMPUTER IS ON FIRE-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
2006-07-23 12:01:26 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yippie Yahqq, we could do better with a lot less of you rabble rousers on here. You will pay someday, and I thank God I won't have to watch it.
2006-07-23 12:06:36 · answer #1 · answered by stullerrl 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Yikes! There is a lot of pain masked behind that attempt at humor.
Don't worry, unlike some of your answerers that are drooling for you to get creamed by a lightning bolt, the fact that I am still alive is living proof that God is incredibly merciful. In the day, I was probably worse than even you (I know YOU want to be the worst.......sorry!)
Don't worry, my friend, Jesus is not oblivious to your pain, and He has a plan. See you on the other side!
2006-07-23 12:18:39 · answer #2 · answered by Elwood Blues 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the bible isn't meant to be taken literally....but metaphysically.....there are metaphysical interpretations of it out there.. in the meantime the best book to explain it all is "the science of mind" by earnest holmes..this guy was way ahead of his time....i have read it..it's very deep and profound..you can probably find it on half.com or ebay.......young people today are asking a lot of questions about god and religion and they're not settling for b s answers...the're seeking the truth ! they are more spiritual than religious...even as a child i didn't buy into anything the churches were telling me...in case you get curious some day check it out...by the way i don't have a religion or a church or label myself .....
2006-07-23 12:19:38 · answer #3 · answered by Happy Summer 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, i so wanna call you a buncha stupid names but that wouldnt be very good, so instead i will say this, you are a fool,(even Jesus said fool) why do you come on here and talk all this crap? do you have nothing better to do? God didnt have sex with Mary *name call* duh it was done thru God's power. if he can make the wind blow and a person speak he can make a virgin become pregnant. Your sarcasm and dumbness has become very annoying and unwelcome, post a real question, the real thing that is keeping you from God instead of all this nonsense, i will pray for you tho, here is my sn if you wanna talk on yahoo. the_good_girl_711
2006-07-23 13:57:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree with you completely. And if you read closely you will find that Jesus breaks I believe it is seven of the commandments in the New Testament. Are we to believe that "God"s Son" would REALLY do such a thing? Let me know if you get any compensation out of that case!!
2006-07-23 12:08:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You seem real interested in God, it is so sad that you have all this false information on him. If you got to know him you would learn the truth. I will pray for forgiveness for you, but I will not judge you. No one will ever give you a greater gift than Jesus has offered you, it is so sad that you have turned it down.
2006-07-23 12:17:48 · answer #6 · answered by kb 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The only real issue in all this is the "theft" charge. I do not know what has happened to embitter you, but it is not too late to come back. If there truely was a time when you gave your heart to him, please do not take it back. Whatever has happened, He is the only place you can find the comfort, strength, forgiveness (and ability to forgive) that can free you from it.
If you want to talk, contact me...
You are in my prayers.
2006-07-23 12:19:57 · answer #7 · answered by dewcoons 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you ever pondered the fact that people mis-read virgin birth? Everyone takes it to mean she was a virgin, but I've always thought it meant it was her very first pregnancy and labour, that she was impregnated by Joseph, but then God 'chose' the baby anyway.
2006-07-23 12:08:34 · answer #8 · answered by pniccimiss 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Umm....
Yeah.
I guess you ate a BIG BOWL of Bitcheos this morning.
Word to the wise:
Don't stand too close to this guy- just for safety's sake. I heard that getting struck by lightening kinda hurts.
2006-07-24 05:18:57 · answer #9 · answered by Debbie R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God did not rape the Blessed Virgin Mary, nor did he introduce sperm into her. She provided all the genetic material and He provided all the spiritual material, that is all.
2006-07-23 12:06:19 · answer #10 · answered by Dysthymia 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One problem with this scenario God is not accountable with the laws of man. HIS laws can be change or do away with them by his own will alone. i probably should have not answered this but i was bored too.
2006-07-23 12:14:29 · answer #11 · answered by 2006flu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋