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have they discovered how to make grass into milk.?

2006-07-23 11:51:43 · 16 answers · asked by abjad 4 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Yes. You pick some grass. Boil it in a pan of water. Pour in some bleach. Add some white paint. Sive into a bottle and place it in a fridge.

2006-07-24 00:01:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

No, but they've discovered how to make fuel out of grass, which helps reduce our dependency on Arab oil. They've learned how to pasteurize milk, which prevents millions of people from getting food poisoning. They've discovered how to invent a way for us to communicate with each other from opposite sides of the planet instantly. The list goes on and on.

God has given SOME of us the intelligence to use science for the sake of making the world a much better place. If you don't like science, you're welcome to stop using electricity, indoor plumbing, cars, busses, bicycles, trains, airplanes, telephones, and of course...the internet.

P.S. tahloube, if you want to use an example of a religion that coexists with science, "Islam & Qur'an" is perhaps the WORST choice. For example: flesh comes before bones. The stars are not lamps in the stratosphere protecting us from evil spirits, the mountains are not made to prevent earthquakes. The list of scientific inaccuracies in the Qur'an are too numerous to list here. Please stop using this forum to to spread your brainwashing techniques. Ugh.

Peace!

2006-07-23 13:20:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Looks like you've been smoking too much grass.

Why would science ever even want to do this?

Or are you so threatened by science that this is the best feeble attack you could come up with?
If that's the case, wake me up when some bible thumper can make grass into milk.

2006-07-23 12:09:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

yes they have a machine called a cow and they put grass in one end and get milk out of the other

2006-07-23 11:58:14 · answer #4 · answered by chopchop 2 · 0 0

Not yet. Given enough time they will. As you probably know, our technology advances every year. While this year we may not be able to turn grass into (I assume you mean cow) milk, several years from now we will be able to.

2006-07-23 12:13:57 · answer #5 · answered by bluenew 1 · 0 0

Sounds like some sort of second-rate Alchemists dream:

"Let's turn lead into gold!!"

"Dont be silly, why do that, when we can turn grass into Milk"

2006-07-23 11:55:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No not in a direct and synthetic way.The metabolic processes that are employed by all mammals that allow them to produce highly nutritious fluid in the mammary glands (regardless of the particular diet of the adults,) in order to feed their young offspring, during lactation while the offspring are too young to feed themselves or unable to digest more complex food stuffs, are reasonably well known to science.

2006-07-23 12:14:05 · answer #7 · answered by blank 3 · 0 0

Most Farmers turn milk into brass!

2006-07-23 14:01:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I'm more concerned with when we'll genetically engineer chocolate milk cows.

2006-07-23 12:23:15 · answer #9 · answered by Arkangyle 4 · 0 0

Science and religion have no conflicts if and only if you choose the right religion. Check this out:
http://www.load-islam.com/classified_list.php?topic_id=3&classified_id=18

2006-07-23 12:29:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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