Will the FSM be able to protect me from the one True God, or am I doomed?
2006-07-23 10:49:24 · 11 answers · asked by TommyTrouble 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
jaimestar64c...
Says my meatballs will be burned to a crisp and completely inedible! YIKES ;-(
2006-07-23 11:00:51 · update #1
Your question is structured in such a way that it presents a 'logical fallacy' (flaw in thinking), rather than a cogent question. That fallacy is the "Argument From Pastaminimalization", in which the faulty thinker fails to give the FSM his just due. It also constitutes a circular arguement, of sorts... for after all, IS NOT the FSM (PBUHNA) the one true god?
GLOSSARY
FSM - Flying Spaghetti Monster
PBUHNA - Praise Be Unto His Noodly Appendage
2006-07-23 11:09:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
We are no longer living in the Old Testament's Times, So no you will not be smitten like in the old times. We are now living in the period of Grace, But the lake of fire is awaiting for you if you don't repent and changes your ways. Just remember that our God, is a jealous God, and truly dis-likes us putting another god before him. And no other false god can protect you from our only living true God. So someone is filling your head with a lot of nonsense about some false god that is suppose to protect you and do things for you. All those false gods can do is lead to to total destruction and not ever lasting life. So ask our one and only true God for forgiveness in Jesus name and forget all of that bull-sh*t that those false believers told you and just live your life the best you can with the one and only true God, and his only begotten son Jesus Christ. And who knows the life you save may be your own.........
P.S. and when your sin's are forgiven it will be like they never happen and the one and only true God, is a forgiving God and loving God.
2006-07-23 18:11:14 · answer #2 · answered by kilroymaster 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Evidently you must be arrogant if you think the Master of the Universe would bother himself to smite little, insignificant you.
Think about it.
2006-07-23 22:59:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It depends.Are you wearing clothes of mixed fibres? Do you grow 2 different crops in the same field? Then you sir are damned!
2006-07-23 17:58:39 · answer #4 · answered by mrmoo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At least you know that you are arrogant and you seem to be proud of it. however, arrogance is a sign of immaturity...it is very childish..And why do you need to repent???? If you don't believe in God, who do you repent to...Fatima?
2006-07-23 18:51:02 · answer #5 · answered by Fatima 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some people think You doomed man and will get an all expense paid vacation to hell. But, I don't.
2006-07-23 17:52:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've asked God to strike me down with lightning in every thunderstorm I've been in... hasn't happened yet.
2006-07-23 17:53:49 · answer #7 · answered by ChooseRealityPLEASE 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you continue to reject God then you will receive what the punishment for sin/unbelief calls for --- death and separation from God for eternity...tossed into a lake of fire with others who remained unrepentant
2006-07-23 17:57:12 · answer #8 · answered by jaimestar64cross 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. He will simply allow you to grow old and die.
2006-07-23 18:53:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, you will be smitten.
2006-07-23 17:52:55 · answer #10 · answered by MCgunner 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋