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1-What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
2-Why did Mary go out in the rain with her change purse open?

2006-07-23 09:55:16 · 11 answers · asked by catlover_3512 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

the seconds answer is not It was raining a quarter inch.

2006-07-23 10:06:29 · update #1

11 answers

time to get a new fence
there would be some change in the weather

2006-07-23 09:58:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Time to get a new fence

she heard it was raining a quarter an hour

2006-07-23 10:28:37 · answer #2 · answered by Karla 2 · 0 0

1- time to get a new fence
2- it was supposed to rain an inch and a quarter

2006-07-23 10:04:08 · answer #3 · answered by lovely 4 · 0 0

1. Time to get a new fence.
2. The weatherman said there would be some change in the weather.

2006-07-23 11:15:28 · answer #4 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 0 0

a flat land and the news said it would rain 1 in. and a quarter

2006-07-23 09:58:04 · answer #5 · answered by chica 3 · 0 0

1)Time to get a new fence........
2)caz It was raining a quarter inch.........lol :-0

2006-07-23 10:02:41 · answer #6 · answered by *Neha.* 5 · 0 0

It's time to TURN ON THE ELECTRIC FENCE SO IT SHOCKS THE ELEPHANT AND IT GETS IT BIG FAT LAZY HAIRY BUTT OFF OF THERE!

As for Mary, she always was quite contrary. What did you expect her to do?

2006-07-23 11:15:06 · answer #7 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0 0

1.time to get a new fence

2.because it was raining so heavy like as heavy as a POUND? lol i dont know

2006-07-23 10:38:56 · answer #8 · answered by HeadfirstForHalos11 2 · 0 0

1. time to get a new fence
2. she heard it was raining pennies from heaven

2006-07-23 09:59:40 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

Our particular one or maybe Our happy toddler. My spouse's mom became a instructor for the handicap. i think of of the action picture woodland Gump too. i will no longer be able to think of of something humorous so I went with a candy answer.

2016-12-14 12:24:55 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

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