What did you say about my momma?

Question

Let it roll!!!

Answer 1

Yo mama has three titties: one for milk, one for water, and the other one's outta order!

Answer 2

I said yo momma looks like a hippo

Answer 3

Yo momma like a shot gun, two cocks and she blows!

Yo momma like Domino's pizza -- Something for nothing.

Yo momma like spoiled milk, fat and chunky!

Yo momma like cake mix, 15 servings per package!

Yo momma like a bowling ball: She's picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter.

Yo momma like a Toyota: "Oh what a feelin'!"

Yo momma like Orange Crush: "Good Vibrations!"

Yo momma like a hockey team...changes her pads every three periods!

Yo momma like chinese food: sweet, sour and cheap!

Yo momma is like a racing car...chick burned four rubbers in one night.

Yo momma like castlebury stew: servings are family size.

Answer 4

Yo momma is so dumb,she thought menopause was a button on the VCR.

Answer 5

Yo' mamma's so fat when her beeper goes off ppl think she's backing up

Yo' mama's so ugly she made an onion cry.

Yo' mama's so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

Yo' mama's so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower!

Yo' mama's so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...

Yo' mama's so ugly people go as her for Halloween

Yo' mama's so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!

Answer 6

thats right your momma is so big she rolls down the street intead of walking!

Answer 7

I said your momma's so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone.

Answer 8

Yo momma's so stupid, she tries to smoke crack in the sidewalk.

Answer 9

yo momma is so fat when she saw a school bus full of white kids she said stop that twinkie.

Answer 10

your momma

Answer 11

at least i know my momma