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I really want to cut down some trees on my neighbours property, he will not acquiesce. I am a master of mind control and wonder if I should just manipulate him into complying with my desires.
Would this be out of line, it will really improve my view?

2006-07-23 08:48:21 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

30 answers

theres not such thing, and truly being able to control someone's mind, you can purswade them, but not control them, nice try, teehee

2006-07-30 03:02:17 · answer #1 · answered by Vprincess 5 · 1 0

Have you considered switching that awesome mind control into another avenue like telekinesis? Then you could just knock the trees down without worrying about the ethics of manipulating.

2006-07-28 16:15:46 · answer #2 · answered by amkornele 3 · 1 0

My friend...... if you have mind control powers...... it would be 'out-of-line' NOT to control his mind and make him cut down your trees. But why stop there my ESP claiming friend? In my own personal experience with ESP I have found it more interesting/enjoyable to go more 'extreme' with your abilities. If I were you I would take control of Bill Gates and have him wire all of his fortune to you. If your conscience is getting the better of you than you just don't deserve your gift friend.

2006-07-23 09:11:46 · answer #3 · answered by BadAssBilly 2 · 1 0

1.if the tree is growing on your property and he doesn't want you to cut, you should because it's your property and you don't want on your property.
2.if you can control his mind without it harming him i think you should.
P.S.remember that you have rights too no matter how young or old you are and try reasoning with him before you do any thing you think you'ld regret later in the future.

hope everything work out :)

2006-07-30 14:08:27 · answer #4 · answered by taquise m 2 · 0 0

If you have mind control, get rich and move to where ever, like the desert, where there is no trees or neighbors...

2006-07-30 14:54:37 · answer #5 · answered by axeman76248 2 · 0 0

Better yet. Control his bidding on e-bay. He could furnish your entire house for you. Need a big screen TV?

2006-07-25 06:33:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

ummm - if you actually " believe " you have mind control powers - instead of worrying about getting trees cut down - i'd worry about getting an MRI on that brain of yours.

2006-07-23 08:52:22 · answer #7 · answered by Beth 2 · 1 0

why do you want to cut down the trees in the first place?

2006-07-23 10:27:49 · answer #8 · answered by -WANTED- 3 · 0 0

Be careful what you wish for...maybe those trees serve a purpose that is beyond your understanding.
Remember.... what goes around comes around.

2006-07-30 01:13:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I AM THE ONE WHO MADE YOU WRITE THIS 'Q' AND YOU DID NOT EVEN REALIZE IT! Who is the MASTER of mind control, now?
MuHuHuHaHaHa

2006-07-30 09:00:23 · answer #10 · answered by athorgarak 4 · 1 0

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