For god so loved the world, he wanted humans back in heaven with him. however, despite being all powerful, god couldn't let humans into heaven, his hands were tied. but he loved us and was so sad about us all going to hell. so, what to do, what to do?
he noticed his cousin Zeus was always going to earth and mating with earth maidens. Their offspring were often saviors of mankind, and, of course, sons of god. So, God decided to go to earth, impregnate an earth maiden, and produce his own child. Here's the cool part of the plan -God figures out that even tho he has closed heaven to humans, if only God can incite humans to murder his incredible son, humans can slide right under those locked pearly gates in jesus' blood.
yeah, that all makes sense.
don't believe mythology is literally true. it's very bad for your ability to think.
2006-07-23 06:09:37 · 11 answers · asked by 自由思想家 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Ummmm ok i think its actually more like this.....
God makes planet and heaven and angels. Angels are brainless pupets of his amusment and bidding.
God gets bored with his angel buddys because they always let him win because they are his servants and slaves.
God edecides to make a new creature like the angels but they can do what they want. He makes them and they roam heaven and the bad ones of cource screw it for everyone so god scratches his designs and draws up plans for a new human race making them live on earth first. Earth is their test to see if they are allowed to go to heaven.
God makes adam and eve who **** up cause god said 'dont eat that apple' But there they go listening to a snake over god and eating the apple thereby pissing off god so much he condems the human race. around 9mounths bc he relizes wait i shouldnt have done that now they all suffer for what adam and eve did and there are alot of good people down there so god takes part of himself and makes a sperm which he puts into Mary using god liek power. Then he kinda says, 'well you see i needed a son to save mankind and most of the women around are sluts so i stuck him in you.... Well i cant come down and help because im up here and well.... just raise him and you save mankind'
So jesus is borne and grows up and then dies on the cross to save mankind and get rid of Adam and eves screwup there by letting people into heaven so god can practice his poker more...
2006-07-23 06:18:04 · answer #1 · answered by Drew 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No, that's not God's plan for salvation. Your ability to make up something and then mock what you made up is amusing, but not relevant to the truth of the Christian faith.
Best wishes and God bless.
2006-07-23 06:14:04 · answer #2 · answered by bobhayes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope low IQ's can fathom this =
If at some time in a persons life they accept Jesus the Christ (Saviour) as their own personal Saviour.
Realize that HE, Jesus, died for his or her own personal and individual sins.
Is truly sorry (repents) for all the sins he or she has committed and for the evil thoughts and deeds done.
Asks Jesus to "come in to his or her heart" and "wash it clean" of sins.
Accepts Jesus as THE ONLY SAVIOUR and accepts that Jesus is TRULY GOD.
That person is SAVED from Hellfire FOR EVER!
Did you understand, Stephen M?????????????????
2006-07-23 06:15:45 · answer #3 · answered by whynotaskdon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Please hear me out!
We're on earth, seemingly separated from the Creator for we no longer know Him. There was an occurrence in Eternity where we lay - within the folds of the Father's essence and all His creations were joined to Him and each other as One great Being.
We had direct knowledge of the All for the Father spoke to us through thoughts within the channel of the great One Mind. As One, we are a body of spirit that fills all space and all dimension.
The event of magnitude that made us close down our channels of the One Mind to Him and sent us into a deep sleep is a separate question in itself for you. If you ask of it - I will answer for you.
The deep dream sleeping of the universe produces a real-life experience of the physical due to what we are . . .the Power of the universe - due to our Father's Power flowing through us at all times. He is bereft without the full conscious awakefulness of His Children - so communication, through the One Mind, can be perfect and complete. YOU are His completion. Try to never forget that.
The Father instituted a Plan for our Returning (the great awakening in which we rejoin Him in knowledge and full communication.) Do not mock your Father, Stephen. He loves you for He created you exactly like Himself and as part of Himself - Spirit Mind.
Earth (the dream of) is a sanctioned experience, by the Father, on behalf of His Children. We have His gift of Free Will to do this. He sanctioned it to be a school. A great school with lessons that never cease. It is through your life's lessons that you will learn that the Father's structure of the Kingdom was and remains perfect and that the experience of physical life was not something a loving Father would have chosen for you. We chose it. When you have learned enough and know the Father's kingdom is perfection in which to abide within Him for eternity, you will return through Jesus of Nazareth and the Holy Spirit. Your Father knows your Spirit - what He created - as He knows Himself. He trusts you - no matter what your human countenance appears to be like - no matter what your human mind - ego - thinks. He knows the depth of your Being - for it is His own.
About the immaculate conception: "There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, then were ever dreamed of in your philosophy!" Jesus came to earth (entered the dream) at the request of the Holy Spirit who had been put in charge of the Plan designed by the Father. He could not perform His role if His spirit was not protected from all carnality. How he entered the dream, and was consistently protected in His brief demonstration of the Father, is not often thought about. His role depended on His ego experience being different from ours. He experienced what we experience that He could UNDERSTAND. . .but He was untouched by that experience. You see?
Enjoy earth. Enjoy your journey. Eye your lessons and learn. Look toward Home. Amen.
2006-07-23 06:53:06 · answer #4 · answered by Lana S (1) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Proverbs 12:23 come to mind.
2006-07-23 06:18:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Silly boy. You're lucky I'm in a good mood. You know the plan, I have a feeling, really well.
2006-07-23 06:15:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stephen, Stephen, Stephen, surely you knew you would get a slew of dogmatic responses!
2006-07-23 06:20:11 · answer #7 · answered by Perfectly Said 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like I am so fond of saying... IT IS BETTER TO HAVE A BRAIN AND NO RELIGION THAN TO HAVE A RELIGION AND NO BRAIN...
Your question proves this hypothesis.
2006-07-23 06:16:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You will never never understand with that attitude... twist it all you want ...it will still be the truth
2006-07-23 06:16:51 · answer #9 · answered by truegrit 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
god's plan for salvation was that we would save ourselves. there is no hell.
2006-07-23 06:13:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋