2006-07-23 05:33:35 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
Q: What is black and blue and found floating up sidedown in the Salt Lake?
A: Someone who tells a stupid Blonde joke! :-)
2006-07-23 05:40:30 · answer #1 · answered by cherry_nova2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Three blondes decide they want to become detectives. They all send in their applications and are called in, one by one, for interviews.
The first one enters the room. The interviewer says "I'm going to show you a picture of a suspect and you tell me how you'd identify them if you saw them on the street."
The blonde takes one look at the picture and says, "Oh, that's easy! I could identify him because he only has one ear!"
The interviewer looks at the picture and exclaims, "You idiot! It's a profile! You can only see one side of his face! Of course he has two EARS!" So she doesn't get the job.
The next blonde comes in and is asked to do the same thing. She takes a look at the picture and says, "Well this guy has only one eye. It'd be a piece of cake to find him!"
The interviewer, growing more annoyed by the minute snaps, "It's a profile! You only see one side of the guy's face! Obviously he has two EYES!" So she doesn't get the job either.
The last blonde is called in to the room. She is asked to perform the same task as the two before her. She looks at the picture for a moment and then replies, "The suspect wears contact lenses."
The interviewer is astonished. He looks in the suspects file and, sure enough, he wears contacts! "How did you know that just by looking at his picture?" the interviewer exclaims. "That's amazing!"
"It was easy," the blonde replied. "With one ear and one eye, there's no way he could wear glasses!"
2006-07-23 12:44:41 · answer #2 · answered by flu(bad)ence 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when do you know a blond has been in your refrigerator? when you find lipstick on the cucumber
when does a blond know when her date is over? when she opens the car door and the light shines in.
What do you have when three brunette and a blond are sitting at a bus stop? 4 bucks ,4bucks, 4 bucks and regular price
Why does a blond dye her hair brunette and a brunett dye her hair blond?the blond want artificial intelligent and the brunette wants artificial stupidity
2006-07-23 13:02:38 · answer #3 · answered by patricia h 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How does a blond turn the light on after having sex?
She opens the car door!
2006-07-23 12:36:06 · answer #4 · answered by Karen 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blond was sitting next to a man in a bar. The TV was on with the late news. A man was on a high building threatening to jump.
The Blond turned to the man, "Do you think he will jump?"
Man: "Yeah he will."
Blond, "I don't think so. I'll bet you $20 he won't jump."
Man" "You're on."
The man jumps.
Blond: "Damn. Here's your $20."
Man: "I can't take your money. I saw this on the 5:00 news."
Blond: "No. You won fair and square. I saw that news too, but I sure didn't think he jump again."
2006-07-23 12:58:19 · answer #5 · answered by ed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you know how to drown a blonde?
Put a scratch n sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool.
2006-07-23 12:40:15 · answer #6 · answered by surfergirl77550 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
once upon a time there was a blonde who decided to throw off the old blonde stereotype.
she dyed her hair brown and set off on a cross country drive to do good.
coming down a quaint country road, she had to stop her car because there were sheep crossing the road.
she rolled down her window and asked the shepherd, "those are such cute little sheep! if I can guess how many you have here, could i please have one?"
the shepherd looks at her, and looks around at all his sheep, "sure you can" he says, "if you can guess the exact number."
the blonde looks around for a second and says "well it looks like you have 103 sheep here. am i right?"
the shepherd is dumbfounded. "wow right on the nose! i guess you can go ahead and pick your sheep now."
"Ok..... how about that cute little one right there that is so energetic?"
"sure thing," says the shepherd, "now if i can guess your natural hair color, can i have my dog back?"
2006-07-23 12:48:05 · answer #7 · answered by Flint 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool
2006-07-23 12:41:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A husband came home from work one day to be greeted by his blonde wife. She asked him to hurry into the kitchen where she spent most of the day putting together a jigsaw puzzle. The husband took one look at it and said, "That's nice honey. Now please put the cornflakes back in the box."
2006-07-23 12:38:43 · answer #9 · answered by Garfield 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the blonde change her baby's diaper once a week?
The package said "Up to 20 pounds".
2006-07-23 12:37:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋