they're arguing when they pass a farm of cows and pigs - smelly, filthy and making unintelligible grunting noises. In his anger the husband asks his wife if they're relatives of hers, and she says 'yes, inlaws.' !!!
2006-07-23 05:13:57 · 20 answers · asked by Lauren 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh soooooooo funny you must know my family lol
2006-07-23 05:16:17 · answer #1 · answered by paulette7618 4 · 8⤊ 1⤋
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I was riding in a taxicab this morning and there was a female dispatcher on the two-way radio. She was dispatching the cabs to various addresses and the usual dispatch chatter was going on. Suddenly, the dispatcher asked? ... Michael Hunt, are you out there... Mike? Do you read me? ... Mike Hunt, Mike Hunt... Come in.... Come In... Come in Mike Hunt.
I don't know why this is so funny to me- it was just a cab ride.
I couldn't stop laughing. I think something shot out of my nose!
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2006-07-23 05:43:25 · answer #2 · answered by ••Mott•• 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
she says the cows are from my village but pigs from inlaws!
2006-07-23 05:48:03 · answer #3 · answered by plusonefriend 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny!
2006-07-23 05:32:18 · answer #4 · answered by Sam ^_^ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its an old one but its good
2006-07-23 07:54:37 · answer #5 · answered by Ronaldinho 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Laugh at this one:
lone ranger and tonto riding along, tonto jumps down from his horse, puts his ear to the ground and says "wagon two horses, woman heavy with child" "wow how do you do that?" says lone ranger.
"Old Indian trick learnt from father kimosabe" and they ride further along. five miles further down the trail tonto jumps down presses his ear to the ground; "three riders, one left handed wearing brown jacket and carrying a pocket watch" "wow tonto amazing","trick learnt from father Kimosabe".
Every few miles down the trail tonto leaps from his horse and tells lone ranger all about the travellers that already passed this way.
They come to a fork in the trail and tonto leaps from his horse presses his ear to the ground and says "Buffalo come Kimosabe"
"let me guess" replies the lone ranger; " Indian trick you learnt from your father?" "No Kimosabe" he replies "Ear stuck to ground" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-07-23 05:48:56 · answer #6 · answered by Peter R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one.
2006-07-23 05:26:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very clever check ya later â¥
2006-07-23 05:16:19 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! I wonder what the poor pigs think of them!
2006-07-23 05:19:12 · answer #9 · answered by ^^ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good!!! probably one of the funniest ive seen on here b4!!!
2006-07-23 05:25:35 · answer #10 · answered by splight 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋