Redneck jokes?

Question

I need some good rednecks jokes come on don't be shy

Answer 1

You might be a redneck if...

More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.

You think the stock market has a fence around it.

You think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.

You've ever lost a loved one to kudzu.

Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

Your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs.

Your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.

You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.

You've ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame.

Answer 2

I like the Jeff Foxworthy, "you might be a redneck if...." line so here goes:

Some signs you might be a redneck if:

you think the last four words of the national anthem are Gentlemen start your engines.

you think rust is an accessory on a car.

you have ever used an appliance as a planting box.

you think light beer is just around so you can have something to drink with breakfast.

you ever swerved to hit an animal so you could have something besides spaghetti-os for dinner.

you ever swerved to miss an animal only after realizing it wasn't hunting season.

you ever picked buckshot out of your food.

if you think "angioplasty" means that girl down the street had a boob job.

or....you don't get why any of these were funny!

Answer 3

you know your a redneck if when you cut your grass, you find your house
you know your a redneck if you go to a family reunion to find that special someone

Answer 4

I got one:

You might be a redneck if you have a recipe for catfish lasagna.