The teacher in Johnny's school asked the class what their parents did for a living.
"Mary, what does your parents do?"
Little Mary replied, "My dad is a lawyer and my mummy is a nurse."
"That’s very nice," said the teacher. "Robert, what do your parents do?"
Robert proudly exclaimed, "My dad is a policeman and my mom is a teacher!"
"That’s very nice," said the teacher, "Johnny, what do your parents do?"
He stood up and pronounced, "My dad's dead and my mom's a hooker."
Naturally, after that remark, he got sent off to the principal's office. 15 minutes later, he returned.
"Did you tell the principal what you said in class?" asked the teacher.
Johnny replied, "Yes, he said that in our economy every job is important, gave me a chocolate and asked for my phone number."
2006-07-23 02:58:55 · 15 answers · asked by neha 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thanks for cheering me up a lot of things have been really s##t and you have made me smile
great joke thanks
2006-07-23 04:08:27 · answer #1 · answered by maxdsmissus 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I chuckled. Used to know a lot of Little Johnny Jokes.
2006-07-23 03:02:30 · answer #2 · answered by Sick Puppy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cute
2006-07-23 03:10:21 · answer #3 · answered by Katie Girl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one. I'll give it a 9.5/10
2006-07-23 03:06:19 · answer #4 · answered by jabbie1993 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funnyn can i have 10 points
2006-07-23 03:01:32 · answer #5 · answered by cashdog137 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2006-07-23 03:03:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL very funny
2006-07-23 03:01:54 · answer #7 · answered by Sleepy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sweet, I never heard that one.
2006-07-23 03:01:47 · answer #8 · answered by ironcityveteran 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-07-24 05:58:47 · answer #9 · answered by adoniespegasus 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice. why the chocolate?
2006-07-23 03:02:37 · answer #10 · answered by TruthIsRelative 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is pretty good and funny thank you!
2006-07-23 03:17:16 · answer #11 · answered by womam12 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋