A MAN in western attire went into a bar and asked for 30 martinis in a bucket.
"What?" questioned the bartender, "Why would you want so many martinis?"
"My horse likes them," replied the cowboy, "and he's tied to a parking meter out front dying of thirst. I want to surprise him."
So the bartender got busy and came up with a bucket of martinis.
"If you don't mind," he said, "I'd like to see this boozing horse with my own eyes."
"Be my guest," said the customer, and the two went outside and placed the bucket by the horse, who drank deeply.
"Darnedest thing I ever saw," said the bartender. "Why don't you come back in and I'll mix you a few on the house."
"No, I couldn't do that," said the man. "But thanks anyway."
"What's the matter?" asked the bartender. "Don't you like martinis?"
"Love'em," replied the cowboy, "but I gotta _________."
2006-07-23 02:00:28 · 8 answers · asked by Javed Miandad 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ride the horse home
2006-07-23 02:06:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Give the horse a lift home.
2006-07-23 09:03:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Steer?
2006-07-23 09:08:30 · answer #3 · answered by roxie_29812 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ride
2006-07-23 09:29:47 · answer #4 · answered by Peter B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
finish this bucket.
2006-07-23 09:21:38 · answer #5 · answered by Captain Hero 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...be the designated driver, tonight."
2006-07-23 09:29:33 · answer #6 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
drive.
2006-07-23 09:05:06 · answer #7 · answered by Em 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
go pee"?
2006-07-23 09:04:04 · answer #8 · answered by Tangy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋