guy bets a bartender he can bite his eye for $20.this is impossible,so he takes the bet.he takes out his glass eye and bites it.bartender pays up.guy tells him that was a bad bet,like a chance to get ur bet back. double or nothing i can bite my other eye.bartender knows this is a sure bet,or he'd be blind.he takes the bet.guy takes out his false teeth,bites his other eye.the bartender is getting angry but pays up. the guy sees him getting angry,offers him a way to get his money back, and then some.bartender tells him no way,i seen enough.guy says ok but hear me out.see that shot glass down the bar? i'll give you 500 bucks if i can't pee in it from here. the bartender knows that's not possible and takes the bet. the guy stands on the bar and starts peeing. pee goes everywhere,but he comes up short.bartender starts laughing and laughing and says pay up jerk, i win!guy says, yeah laugh it up, i bet joe down there $5000 i could pee all over your bar and make you laugh about it.
2006-07-23 01:18:06 · 17 answers · asked by bakbiter 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Same joke without the eye-biting was told by Quinten Tarantino in a well known Robert Rodriguez film called 'Desperado' staring a scrumptious Salma Hayek & Antonio Banderas.
2006-07-23 01:41:15 · answer #1 · answered by canguroargentino 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋
It was funny. I laughed so hard I got pee on the monitor. Then as I ran to the bathroom I got pee all over the hallway and on the bathroom floor. Thank God this isn't my house.
2006-07-23 08:22:32 · answer #2 · answered by Doctor Hand 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent! Ta!
2006-07-23 08:22:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A chuckle. Cute. Oldie but goodie.
2006-07-23 08:31:37 · answer #4 · answered by bookluffer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dun get the joke
2006-07-23 08:21:44 · answer #5 · answered by Clown & Joker 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Reminds me of another joke...
2006-07-23 08:22:44 · answer #6 · answered by · 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thast pretty funny,good one
2006-07-23 08:23:07 · answer #7 · answered by Matt 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny.
2006-07-23 08:24:24 · answer #8 · answered by BDX 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before
2006-07-23 11:15:58 · answer #9 · answered by killer curt 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one its funny
2006-07-23 08:28:01 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋